The Secret Formula - SpongeBob SquarePants

After I seen the episode "Garry No More", I was scared for life.

My identity isn't important, but I will tell you an even more scarier episode of popular SpongeBob SquarePants.

My sister wanted a SpongeBob movie for her birthday. I couldn't find a movie but I found a more decent title.

It was called "The Secret Formula" 2018. I ordered it off eBay. When it arrived, I knew that eBay always screws up orders, so I decided to watch and make sure I got what I wanted for only $2.

Then it started.

Spongebob was riding his bike to work saying "I'm Ready!" Like always... The intro wasn't even played... There was no title card, nor opening credits. Not even the bubbles changing the scene.

SpongeBob arrived to Mr. Krabs Crying at the front door of the Krusty Krab. He had a realistic cry, like a Russian or Korean man crying. He gave SpongeBob an evil grin for a second and then he cried again. This time, there was no sound. No tears. He told SpongeBob:

"Boy-o, I have something HORRIBLE to announce. It might break our sad little heart, but it's important. We are fresh out of Krabby Patties. Plankton stole the recipe, but then he got squashed."

I don't remember Plankton winning! Or him DIEING!

Spongebob's burst into tears interrupted my thinking. Another realistic cry.

It cut to SpongeBob in his room crying... his cry this time. Then it cut to some ads. Some "Keep It Spotless" ads and some "The Loud House" ads and it goes on.

Then the show came back on.

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Credited to Lillyplop

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