The Shitman

This is the scariest story in the entire world so if you're scared easily close this story NOW and close your computer and cancel your internet service because this story will make sure you never sleep again!!!

Ok now that only the brave are reading get ready. So once there was a man name James or John. He lived alone in a one bedroom apartment with NO ONE. Jeff was very normal so normal that if you asked his friends what he was like they would say he was normal. That's how normal Jeff was. Sometimes though Jeff was not normal. One night he awoke from his nightly eyelid time. It was dark and he had to use the bathroom. Jeff got out of his bed and went to the bathroom to go. When he sat down the toilet seat was cold as Antarctica (I assume cause I have not been there). "wowee this seat is really cold!!" said Jeff. After doing his business Jeff went back to sleep.

The next morning Jeff received a text from a blocked number. The text said "hello John I am the shitman and you better watch out". Jeff screamed and was confused cause his name is not John or James. When he finally calmed down Jeff responded "ok". That night Jeff tucked himself into bed 20 times as is tradition. Then he closed his eyes and went to sleep.

Jeff awoke at exactly 2:03am cause his stomach was yelling. He had to use the bathroom. Annoyed by his yelling belly Jeff got out of bed to do his business. When he got to the toilet Jeff unbuckled his belt and pulled his jeans down to take a seat. When his butt touched the seat Jeff's eyes got really big! The seat was WARM D:

all of a sudden a very average looking man appeared in the doorway to which Jeff said "hello". The man spoke and said "I am the shitman". Jeff screamed a lot but then stopped. The shitman said "I'm going to kill you right now". Jeff started screaming again but before he could stop again the shitman got him.

So if you ever use the bathroom and the seat is warm remember

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Credited to beast legend69 

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