The SpongeBob SquarePants Lost VHS
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One day, I was at A store looking for DVDs. I found a VHS hidden in the DVDs. It was called SpongeBob's Weird Dreams. I put in the VHS in my mom's old VCR player, just as I got home. There was no name for this episode. It showed a blank title card. No credit were shown.
We get to the episode it begins with SpongeBob cursing everyone. Here what he said "Sandy you piece of S&!^" and "Patrick you are such a dumb@$$". I wonder why he is swearing to them. I thought this was a kid show. So later they go to Sandy's tree dome. Then open the door then said this "Look you b!^(# you are a piece of S&!^". Then they stare directly at me. Really! So I just move my position and they still staring at me. Then later SpongeBob for some reason go closer and put his hand to the camera. Then his hand get out of TV and try to get out of The TV like in the Ring. Then try to kill me so I go downstairs and run vey fast. I knew that he is a sponge so I just see him drying in a hot summer day. Then he turn into a solid cube of dry sponge. So I threw it at a drain pipe. Then I feel safe. Until a skeleton was chasing me. So I grab my dad's axe the threw it at the skeleton. It was weird and also funny. I tell my friend about it and they don't believe me. So I brought a bone and found the dry sponge to my friend. Then their jaw drop. It was funny
The real horror isn't this alleged lost VHS I found, the true terror is my current status with alcohol. As a child I was chronically abused by my father, both physically and mentally. My mother would always give in to his violent threats. One night, my father got so hammered he hit her with a lamp. It scarred me for life. Now, I pride myself off the taste of Foster's, furiously jacking off in my Thomas the Tank Engine bed. I'm an avid viewer of Adventure Time porn, and an addicted user of illegal marijuana and acid. Please, don't end up like me. I'm still in pain. Thank you... Another Note, I watched the VHS again but it changed, Because the government changed it to CABAGES! Which I use it for my dinner.
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