The Story That Doesn't Really Go Anywhere.

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This story is about the time I invented the M&M cookie. 

I was going to take a joyride in my buggie. Back then, the only kind of buggy you could get was those old kinds, because the good ones were being used in the war. So I went to the car dealer, and tried to get a better one. He said "We don't serve to people with long hair" And guess what! He was right! I'm tired of seeing all these teenagers running around with long hair, just skateboarding and stuff. But where was I? Oh yeah, so I was in my dune buggie, when I saw a hitchhiker. He was buck naked. So I put him in the car and...

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