The Story of Emo Stevo

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Well first off, he was emo. Second of all, he was a satanist and thirst of all, he was a disgrace to his family.

Emo Stevo is a 40 year old boy. His problems started when he was 10. He used to be a nice young boy but one day something horrible happened...

HE LOST HIS FAVORITE SHIRT!

This lead to cases of insanity. He would drown puppies and kittens and rip the wings off of birds and hang them from trees. The ripped off wings represented his "broken wings" and the hanging from trees represented his desire of death.

His mother always told him he was a disgrace and a waste of money. His dad couldn't care less because he was a drunk and a meth addict. Emo Stevo didn't take this very well and he started to cut at the age of 10. He thought his life was so hard and unfair. He couldn't deal with the loss of his favorite shit.

In 2003 his problems became worse. This is when it started to become really messed up. He kept loosing one sock to each pair and a pair of underwear. He really couldn't deal with this. In early June he attempted suicide by cutting really really really deep. Unfortunately for him he failed.

He didn't cut deep enough and fainted at the site of blood. He has been fainting at the site of it ever since. In late May, 2005 he attempted suicide again my taking a bunch of pills. He was unsuccessful because he took Swisse Childrens Ultivite vitamins. Orange Flavour. Maybe if he took better care of his shit, he wouldn't have so many problems.

January, 2007, Emo Stevo had lost his last pair of under pants. This time, he absolutely could not cope. He was going to succeed in suicide this time! He set up a rope in his closet and said his last words. "GOOD BYE CRUEL UNFORGIVING WORLD!"

He put the rope around his neck and kicked the chair from underneath him. He looked out the window for the last time. And there they were... His missing clothes on the clothes line and most importantly, HIS FAVORITE SHIRT!

Emo Stevo tried to cut the rope but failed miserably. His life flashed before his eyes and all faded to black...

R.I.P Emo Stevo, 2007

Now that you have read this, he will come into your house at 12:00 at night and steal your favorite shirt.

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