The Story of my Neighbor's Dog
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Ok so there was mein neighbor's house. We never seen each other that much there was an old man with a big beard and his wife who was my age (I'm 17 ok?) so I was outside trying to catch a grasshopper for my mama's pudding and dog came up to me with a letter and ran away . I don't know hoe to read so I got my mama 2 reads it 4 me and she got real sad i ask "What matter?" and she scream "HELP PUDDING!"
I go and seen a camera in the road- that's weird I thought i checked out that pichurs and most of them r ov the neighbor's wife but one was of PATRIXX so I diead and then I came back 2 my house after death and seen dog of my neighbor and said to him "what do?" and the dog went 2 th woods and seen dead people. I said "Well shucks someone must have not liked it here" and dog turned into demon man and i got really scared and so I ran but he ran faster and I go inside an Mama said "I finish pudding! U eat?" I said "Sure and she said "U EAT OUTSIDE!!" I said "No there's a a demon man" she got mad and flushed pudding down the drain. I asked God why but get no reply and Mama said "MAKE NEW PUDDING U HELP K?" I said "K"
I find her the grassopper and seen the dog with a head of the old man who lived next door. I screamm and threw all the grasshoppers at the dog and he died and I was like WOW!!!" then Patrixx said "That's not supposed to happed my son, let's get you somewhere that's not safe." I was like "NO! DON'T DO THAT!" i dthen appeared in the neighbor's house and the old mand was there and the dog to . We had an orgy and the dog ate me and the old man died.
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