The Supposed Final Episode of iCarly
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iCarly aired it's final episode in November 2012. It ended on a strong emotional note, which some are actually calling quite "dark" for a children's show on Nickelodeon. Believe it or not, rumors started popping up of an un-aired final episode's script, pages leaked on such forums as /x/, Reddit, and Media Websites.
The script was so sinister, profound, disgusting, and dark, Dan Schnider kept it to himself. He instead aired iGoodbye....That was until the script in it's entirety was leaked. Soon after, a video followed. It was the final episode.
It started off with a fairly short note, reading: Dan Schnider and the cast and crew of iCarly would like to take this time to write a full apology for the nature of this episode. The script that was leaked was written by one of the now incarcerated writers, -name not revealed for undisclosed reasons-. This episode was directed by Daniel James Schnider.
I was puzzled at the fact that Dan Schnider revealed his full legal name on a very disturbing video. It began with Carly, Sam, and Freddie watching "Girly Cow" on VHS. They all had smiles on their faces. Sam started laughing in hysterics spontaneously as Freddie and Carly watched, with the most sinister, pale, scared looks on their faces. Spencer came down the stairs.
"Hey, Carly! I found this DVD and I was----" Spencer stopped in mid-sentence and stared into the camera. Sorta like he was breaking the fourth wall in a morbid way. The only noise in the backgroud was Sam running out of breath and coughing while Spencer's face filled up my computer monitor. It faded to black. It cut to one of the earlier episodes, "iGo To Japan" and started with Spencer's flaming head gag, only it wasn't comical. The flame burned through the helmet, causing Jerry's hair to light on fire. His scalp was beginning to singe off, leaving 3rd Degree burn marks.
He started screaming to the point of hysterics while Carly was watching his face burn. Carly and Freddie were sobbing wildly as Sam just stared at the now singed head of Spencer. She had a blank expression, no expression what-so-ever. I was now hesitating to close the entire fucking browser and smash my hard-drive into oblivion. In stupor, I tried to finish watching the god damned mother fucking thing.
It cut to one of the more recent episodes, "iGet A New Room", where Spencer tries to surprise Carly. He sculpted what I can only assume was a statue of Carly holding, what else, a knife. It was so surreal and morbid, I swear it was almost all becoming comedic to me. Gibby flashed into the room, while Spencer stared at him.
"Hi, Giiiiiibbbby!" Gibby, or should I say, the actor PLAYING Gibby, looked on the verge of tears.
"H-h-hiii, Sp-p-ppp-ence...." Carly walked out of the bathroom.
She just got out of the shower, seeing as how she was wearing nothing but towels.
"Hey, guys! What are you looking at me like that for? it's creeping me out! It's like you want to rape me or something!" that piece of fucking dialogue was enough to let me know that I should just fucking skip this segment. (Fucking Rule 34) As I was reaching for the skip button, the statue fell on Gibby (the Actor) and sliced his head open. Brains, blood, and puke came flooding out of his mouth all at once. I puked as well. Carly and Spencer were staring at the mixture of gore and vomit and smiling as the Actor was going into shock, he was having a seizure.
One of the stage hands went up to the stage, "GET FUCKING HELP, YOU CUNT! DON'T JUST STAND THERE SMILING YOU LITTLE FUCKING WHORE!" The man was calling Miranda all of this horrible, vile stuff (I would too, in all fairness). Jerry got one of the "prop" hammers, smashed the stage hands's temple, and kept smashing as his brains and bone were visible. "That's a wrap, gentlemen!" That was Dan's voice. The sick motherfucker. Jerry, Jenette, Miranda, what was left of the actor playing Gibby, Nathan, and Daniel himself all gathered up and bowed as the actor's guts were spilling all over the now blood soaked stage.
The video ended, thankfully. As I went to the bathroom to throw up, wash my "sins" away, and watch some South Park to take my mind off of this shit video, I was surprised to see that an unaired episode of iCarly was broadcasting.
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