The Tale of James Seder

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James Seder is in his bedroom, about to have sex with his wife. "I think I'm going to go for it." He says as he gets up from the bed. James has been married to his wife Helen since they were both teenagers. He start talking dirty, and then he refers to his penis as his 'Seder'. Helen looks at him, and then she kisses him on the lips. She grabs his hand and pulls it towards her body.

"Come here baby." She says as she starts kissing on his neck. But she stops after realizing after what he called his penis. "I dunno..."

"Come on, it's just a joke."

"Fine."

She gets onto all fours and starts crawling towards her husband. She then laughs, slaps him in the face, and leaves the room. The next day, James Seder takes his Seder and eats it.

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