The Talking Dog of Little China
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Down here in Fucks Cunty, Penisvania, there's a town called Cock Things. Now, bad things often happen in Cock Things, and believe me, I've seen some shit.
Sodomized dogs though? That's a whole other level. Even our local bus driver and mayor, Manny B. Joab, wouldn't stoop so low.
We kept finding their corpses stacking up, and because I'm a racist moron, I blamed the Chinese. They eat dogs don't they? So only a matter of time till they started fuckin' em and killing them s'far as I'm concerned.
Soon enough I turned up in Chinatown, and things were even worse than I thought. In the back of a Chinese massage parlour I found none other than ex-president Donald J. Trump and his son Don Jr. having a train run on them by seven dogs at once. Each.
In the corner, Joe Biden was giving Manny a blowjob, but that's a story for another day.
"What in the name that's all that's holy..." A paw descended on my shoulder and I turned around to see a Chow Chow dressed in a suit and standing on the shoulders of two other dogs.
When it spoke, it had a Distinct Wuhan accent.
"Mr FBI Agent, I suggest you do not speak of what you saw here today. As you see, the rulers of your nation are fully under our control. If you speak of this, the world shall know that your leaders frequent dog brothels and America will be a broken nation forevermore."
Trump spat a man's cock out of his mouth to chime in.
"He's right. We'll do for you like we did for Epstein if you squeal." He then squealed himself, but in a more literal sense, and for reasons I'd rather not describe too graphically.
I threw up there and then.
"But why are you killing them?"
"Snitches. Stormy Spaniels tried to leak the whole operation to the press. You will share her fate if you breath a word."
Credited to scannerofcrap
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