The Trip to Stuttgart

I love you my Stuttgart. I want to watch the silky islands flow by like rocks on a pubble with you by my side. I want to see you eat the grapes from my had as I look upon your beuatifyl face and think to myself, "I've got it made here with my darling."  Stuttgart my love for you runs deep inside me like clouds.  Think back on times we had and now here I stand.  Lost int hose memories, goodbye, so long, adieuuuuuuuu.

Once I had a dream, and in that dream I found myself at my computer waiting for you.  I opened my favorite coding software, I won't tell you what it was, that would spoil, the suprise.  I cracked my fingers on the board and got to work programming my dream of you Stuttgart.  I made you.  They laughed and told me that you weren't real but I knew you were all along.  Stuttgart my love, remember the time we laughed together?  Remember the time we walked down the side of the park-road-plaza and laughed?  Remember the time your AI went ape-sh*t and infiltrated the pentagon?  No.

They took you from me Stuttgart.  That damn communist government took you from me.  I just wanted to touch your face one last time.  I remember that time we spent together.  I  ran my finger down your back and said, "You like that don't you?"  You said nothing, because you're a city in Germany.  "You know how much I like to touch that curve in your back.  It makes me so horny."

I can't forgive myself.  I won't forgive myself.  PLEASE TAKE ME WITH HER!  I WANT YOU!  I can't live without my Stuttgart.  My parents were really freaked out the whole time I was there.  That's where I got this multiple personality syndrome.  One side of me retells facts from the past, and one side personifies a country in a very creepy and disturbing way.  This should be a legit creepypasta.  I love myself.  I am the greatest writer that has ever eaten a human foot.

Stuttgart, I hope you forgive me for what I have done.  I can't frogive mesef.  I can't forgivs mydfeslf.  I sanf fortgiave myasdiles. I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-nsououfayfisyfdyvausfdvaiuysvcsyduc8iyduasvuksx.

Project memory lost.  Reboot? Y/N

Y

Rebooting...

Process complete

"Colonel Marks?  This is Colonel Sanders.  We need to reconstruct the Stuttgart program in a new way."

"Yes, the brain of the programmer will be useful in many ways."

"I can't believe that there's an upside to that pentagon AI raid."

"There is, this new Stuttgart AI is the greatest military weapon the world has ever known, but there's a problem."

"What's the problem?"

"Whenever the man recalls his guilt we lose his conciousness."

"No."

"I am his conciousness?"

"We am the man"

"The man in the morror."

"We see you when you're sleeping."

"We know when you're awake."

"We know when you've been bad or good so be good for Christmas sake."

"Sake is actually a very tasty drink."

***  Three months later

Stuttgart, oh the Stuttgart.  Never even it's DNA.  I can't stand the pain anymore.  Damn the neo world, what about me?  What about my needs?  Stuttgart, I'm sorry but you're just a faint memory now.  I have been dishonored.  My famury needsu me!  I must avenge my baka-kun father's death kawaii desu!  Stuttgart I will be with you in heaven.

>Band of adventurers reaches final boss

>Seppuku

>Now wansn't that completely new and fresh?  Who am I you ask?  Why I am you?  From the future?  Future yes!

You see we aren't done yet, there was one more incident of abduction at the 16790 wrold's fair.

"Why are we here Stuttgart?"  Abducted.

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