The True Essence of r/shittynosleep
What's up Reddit, it's ya boi fake_philosopher, comin at you with a post about writing shittynosleep stories. But before we begin make sure you SMASH THAT UPVOTE BUTTON! Seriously it really helps me out by giving me the small boost in self esteem I need to keep logging into this god forsaken website. And hey, if you're feeling extra generous, you can give me some silver, gold, and platinum too. But hey, no pressure or anything. I get it, not everyone is Mother Theresa, but if you're feeling like channeling your inner Mother Theresa, be sure to give me silver, gold, and platinum.
Alright, now on with the guide about how to write awesome shittynosleep stories. Now the first thing you want to do is you want to get a electronic device that can access the internet, whether that be a computer, a phone, or even a Nintendo DS (this message was brought to you by Nintendo).
Next you need to figure out whether or not the battery is sufficiently charged. If it is, then all you need to do is push the power button on that bad boy and you can get started. If it isn't charged, you're gonna need to find a power outlet. Now I don't currently have a tutorial for how to find power outlets, but I will soon, and remember if you want me to post content faster, you're gonna need to SMASH THAT UPVOTE BUTTON!!!
Okay, now that you've powered on your device, you're gonna need to connect to the internet. Now there's a couple ways to do that. You can use wifi, which is the more reliable option, or you can use data if your device supports that kind of thing. A warning about wifi though, some wifi is password protected, so you're gonna wanna ask someone for the password. You gotta be polite about it though. I don't want my fans to get a reputation for rudely asking about wifi passwords.
Okay, now that you're connected to the internet, you're finna gonna wanna go to Reddit. I recommend old Reddit because new Reddit sucks.
After you get to Reddit, you need to go to the shittynosleep subreddit. Subreddits are kind of like separate communities within Reddit itself.
Okay, I know I've kinda been going kinda fast here, but please try to keep up. Okay okay, now that you found the subreddit, what you're gonna wanna do is, you're gonna wanna click on "Submit a Ghost" (sort of a funny pun there). That lets you start writing a story.
Now here's the important thing. If you wanna write a good story, it has to include skeletons.
Well that's the end of my post. Make sure to SMASH THAT UPVOTE BUTTON if you liked it (or even if you didn't like it).
Credited to fake_philosopher
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