The Truth About the Emu War

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This probably gonna be the last things that I'll ever write down but the Emu War is a lie. We didn't give up we signed a treaty with emus they are now our Air Force. And for fucksake don't believe anyone that says they're flightless birds THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK. The Emu combined forces are estimated at 1 million combat ready birds. They are considered to be 7th generation combat bird with the first hypersonic nuclear capable airframe despite there size. Plus their feathers provide unrivalled stealth capabilities. Now you're probably asking why the Australian government need this amount of airpower simple to crush the New Zealanders to cover up the TRUTH! That the New Zealanders were the first of make the pavlova most in the upper Echelon of power in the Australian armed forces think this insult cannot stand and we're preparing a full military cleansing operation of New Zealand on September 11th so the Americans are distracted in their grief. Please share this but know the risks tell your family and loved ones that you are perfectly mentally sane and do not wish to commit self harm. And for the love of god let this be known I am not suicidal no matter how many lies a feed you we must show the truth. It's time we true-bluepilled the world.

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