The Truth Behind Super Mario in an alternate universe

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Comrade, let me tell you true story of Super Mario. We all love famous Italian plumber, no? Mario saves Princess Peach multiple times from Bowser and has closely-identical brother named Luigi. He is from rated E game series and all, but the truth is that it's just game. But characters were inspired by real people.

Let us start from beginning. July 12th, 1974 in Cherkassy, Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic, 23 year old white woman was looking for job. Her name was Pavla Florence and she had blonde wavy hair, blue eyes, two freckles on left cheek, and was skinny. She often dated men for money, yet she had body of model. Pavla never intended on going to college after graduation because only hobby she loved was painting. She lived with friend after graduation, but then was kicked out and forced to support herself (since all she did from age 18-23 was drink, smoke, socialize, and paint). Pavla traveled around Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic for job, and when she arrived at Kharkiv she finally found job. Her job involved painting for company.

In October 4th, 1974, 25 year old Italian migrant man named Mario Siro Lombardi worked with Pavla in company. Mario developed feelings for Pavla as they worked on project for advertisement poster, but no one knew how Pavla felt. Pavla was little flirty to most men she met so it is hard to tell if she liked Mario.

As they spent times together working, all they developed together was just friendship (since Mario had trouble dating woman). Pavla could have had interest for another man during time. Pavla usually rode public transportation (bus, trains) before and after work because she did not make enough money to afford car. She lived in apartment fourteen minutes away from work.

Around February 8th, Pavla was waiting for bus around 10PM (she attended late night meeting) but then normal-looking man attempted to convinced her that bus schedule changed. Fortunately, she resisted and smashed him with Russian hammer. Man was Devon Bowyer, who was infamous serial killer who used reptiles to torture his victims.

She and Mario then moved to Mother Russia and lived long and happy Russian lives. They bore many children that would fight to reclaim rightful Russian territory in Russo-Ukrainian war. True comrades! Матушка Россия всегда будет помнить ваш вклад!



Written by Tali64³
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