The Ultimate Demon Death Theory
I found out something terrible! And not only I am affected. You too, dear reader, will suffer from the effects of this monstrous abnormality. Everyone who reads this will become insane. This has nothing at all to do with this article, nooo, that would be absurd. It would be reassuring if it were just this article that will disturb you. No... beyond our layer of existence there are way worse evils which no human can express in words. But some humans are possessed by demons that task them to bring them into visual form and spread them! If you're thinking about Smile.jpg or Smile.dog, you're wrong. There are far more powerful beings than this sad copy of a dog. Any halfway-skilled media designer could create an image that causes a feeling of panic. For nothing else is caused by this pathetic attempt of a demon to cause fear and terror in our world. Despite this, it itself is completely helpless! It always has to send the message "Spread it!" so this sad being can set out. But I digress. I must tell you that one of the most powerful demons has managed to leave its plane and has entered the internet in visual form! For this it has assumed a form behind which nobody would suspect a demon. And exactly now, in this moment, you are seeing him. He has been watching you for a long time, sees everything you are doing and is present on many internet sites to kill YOU! This demon is powerful! He can spread by himself and even YOU might possibly have an image of its human body on your computer or phone. But the worst thing is that IT LIVES. And I don't mean a subconscious that allows the demon to continue to exist, NOOO! This demon is more powerful that EVERYTHING on this world! He lives, he moves in the way his body makes it possible. He rolls his eyes, he warps his mouth to an abnormal grin and continues to watch you. But I've been talking long enough, it's time to call the evil by its name! But beware, moribund comrades, it is always watching you!
IT IS THE TROLLFACE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THIS PAGE!!!
Credited to Nirgentwer
Originally written in German
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