The Wolfen Wedding

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It was a nice windy morning on the farm. It was so peaceful and quiet that if you drop a pin you can hear it. Then, out of nowhere, the peaceful environment was disrupted by pant noises and horse grunts. It was Cas having a ruff n' tuff with her horse (and you know what I mean by ruff n' tuff). Watching from afar in a gaze was Wolfenmaus, who was the founder of the brand new religion Wolfenism and wrote the Wolfenbible series. As he was entranced by his girlfriend fucking a horse, he decided to approach her with a ringpop in his hand. After the ruff n tuff was done and over, he got on his knees and proposed to her the ring pop. He said "mary pls." and she, without hesitation, said yes. They were going to get married.

As they were preparing for the wedding, they had to think of who would be invited into the wedding. Would they invite Ben? Or would they invite Skelly? But in the end, they have decided to do a thing. They decided to get users from Simon's Shipping Wall, and what users decided to be in this by the author! (Note: Some of these ships have happened.)

  1. Simon x Zyrannus
  2. Kill1mes x Silverspots
  3. Plank x Fatal
  4. Finn x Weaver
  5. SOMEGUY123 x GodzillaFan1
  6. Cleric x Sloshed
  7. Brooke x No One

But anyways, the list is too long. You'll may see more characters that weren't in the ship (maybe, maybe not. I don't care).

As the wedding was being prepared, there was a lot of shit that went on. As the guests were waiting outside for the wedding, there was some... noises that were happening during the time being. As Fatal and Finn went to investigate, they were devastated as to what they had found. They had found Wolfen shoving a flared horse dildo up Cas' ass, while he was calling her mommy. Fatal's face was like

While Finn was amazed. Why, so amazed, that he shoved a rusty spoon up Cas' ass, and then random elephants came out of nowhere. And then a circus came and did some magic tricks, as well. But, we all know that we must not dilly dally. "Let the wedding commence!" Screamed Cas, for her reaction to the rusty spoon. Then they all got dressed properly, and they went through the wedding.

The wedding was magical. Love filled the room, and people became saddened by the site of Cas in her dress. Satanism was preached throughout the whole entire wedding, that Satan himself was the best man for Wolfen. He ate through Skelly's bones, and killed Sloshed, Cleric, Shini, and Ben. After the flames and deaths of many (only Fatal, Plank, the wedding couples, Finn, SG and Godzilla survived). The wedding was marvellous.

Then Scotaluu appeared out of nowhere.



Written by Fatal Disease
Content is available under CC BY-SA

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