The Worst Caillou Trollpasta EVER!
DISCLAIMER! THIS STORY IS 100% FAKE AND ALL DONE FOR FUN! MOST OF THE CONTENT IN THIS SUBMISSION IS FAKE! Love, Hate, and reactions accepted.
Hey guys, it's meow😀 User here. I'm pretty sure almost everyone in the world has heard of a show called Caillou. Just in case you aren't aware of it, Caillou is a forever 4 year old boy who likes to explore the world around him, while also throwing tantrums and crying in some episodes. Apparently, this has pissed off many people due to his random outbursts when he doesn't get his way for anything. Many posts ranging from Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, etc. have everyone complaining how Caillou is super annoying, and for the people who have kids, reported that when they watched the show, they turned into spoiled brats later on in the future, making it impossible for them to behave after they get obsessed with Caillou. Unfortunately, there is a current YouTube web series of the spoiled brat and specials on the Peacock streaming service, available through a paid subscription. So technically the series is still going on and people are furious. Speaking of which, I would like to tell you a story which may either piss you off, scare you, or give you a laugh.
Intro
It all started during the COVID-19 pandemic, back in April 2020. I was doing extremely badly in school because of the stress of distance learning, and let's just say my grades weren't exactly the best. My parents were livid about this and my teacher was concerned about me. One day, instead of completing homework for a class that I had an F in, even though my parents strictly told me to work on it, I was on Google surfing Caillou episodes for the lols, seeing just how bad they are. Until I came across this link. It was titled, Caillou (1997-2010) Never Before Seen Episode Free. I was intrigued by the description and decided to click on it. Unfortunately, I was using a school laptop and the site was blocked. So I opened an assignment to disguise myself as me actually doing homework, and grabbed my personal laptop, that wasn't taken from me yet thankfully. I enter the same website and this time it loads on my personal laptop. I see the description: Caillou (1997-2010) Never Before Seen Episode Free, and a download button. I clicked on the download button, and extracted the zip file to find a file named cailloudies.mp4. Guessing by the name of the file, it kinda worried me, but I still clicked the file and the video began to play.
Episode
The theme song played normally all the way, then faded to black. Then, Caillou immediately appeared on the screen taming a tiger. For a second, I already knew this was gonna be Caillou Joins the Circus, but oh God. I was so wrong. This episode was not only longer, but had some stuff I'll say later that was terrifying. Caillou dresses and brushes his teeth as usual, and his dad compliments him, and he tells Caillou that the circus wasn't until the next day and he starts his signature tantrum. After his crying and his dad tells him to come downstairs, this is where the real shit happens. Caillou gets up, kicks his dad in the crotch, dropping Rosie from the pain and Rosie starts crying hysterically while Caillou laughs hard as fuck. Then, he proceeds to stomp on his broken car breaking it into more pieces, then he rips the shower curtain, covers his dad's face with it so he couldn't breath, and rolls him all the way to the stairs and pushes him down. I couldn't help but laugh from his dramatic fall down the stairs. But my laughing stopped abruptly when I saw by the time he reached the bottom, he was bleeding. Caillou then steals the car keys and leaves the house with Rosie behind him.
Caillou reluctantly allows Rosie to come with him, little does she know that he has a scheme up his gray shirt. He starts the ignition and drives out of the driveway and onto the main road. He tells Rosie, "We're going to the circus today! I know it was today, and we are going to have fun!" Rosie starts to smile and gets all excited. Poor girl doesn't even know what will happen to her. To summarize the trip, Caillou ran every single red light that he arrived at ,and ran over 5 people, with one of the people being a teenager helping an old lady cross the street. None of the 5 people Caillou ran over survived. Once Caillou made it to the circus, he couldn't figure out how to stop the car because the brake stopped working, and he got scared because he was going to crash into a pole. But strangely, this is not how he dies. Because he jumps out of the car seconds before, leaving Rosie in the car as she cries super hard.
The car crashes into the pole with Rosie inside, and since the fuel door was located in the front of the car where some of it was stored, the car burst into flames. Rosie's screams got quieter as she died, and the flames got bigger. Rosie was covered in blood, and one of her bones was sticking out. But Caillou was too busy to care because he wanted to go to the circus. To his luck, the circus was indeed closed today, with a sign saying they would be open tomorrow. Caillou got all upset, and threw himself to the floor and started crying like a baby, throwing his signature tantrum. Although his crying was worse than his usual tantrums and it got so loud that I had to lower the volume on my laptop, so my parents wouldn't come into my room. A title card shows saying 12 minutes later, then cuts to Caillou ending his tantrum. "Since the circus is closed, I might as well get some food." Caillou says. Caillou proceeds to walk to a Burger King next to the circus, and he throws a tantrum for a free kids meal because he doesn't have any money. The employee got fed up and gave Caillou his bussin Burger King. While he started eating, Doris, his mom, walks in the restaurant for her lunch break from work and when she saw Caillou without Boris, she was furious. She got mad at Caillou when she found out he got the kids meal for free, and she ended up having to pay for it.
To add more drama to the situation, there was breaking news on the TV, and the employees raised the volume. It showed Caillou's car in flames with Rosie still inside already dead. They managed to get a picture of the spoiled brat along with his name. Doris was furious, and beat the fuck out of Caillou. He started crying hysterically as they walked out of Burger King, and walked all the way home. When they got home, Boris was at the door, holding an AS50 in his hand, despite the heavy weight. Caillou says, FUCK YOU MOMMY! FUCK YOU DADDY! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! <crying. Boris & Doris get offended by Caillou's words, then Boris shoots Caillou while saying burn in hell. Caillou flops on the floor covered in a pool of his blood. Boris & Doris then start celebrating, while they take delicious, quench thirsting shots of vodka and tequila. But then quickly start crying when they find out that Rosie was killed because of Caillou's shitty act of driving underage. They now have no kids which means they won't receive money from the government anymore. So they end up going next door to Mr. Hinkle's house. They ask for money, but Mr. Hinkle says no with a pissed off attitude. Boris gets mad and shoots Mr. Hinkle with an AK-47. They steal his money and his bank credentials to his bank account, filled with over $50,000 in his life savings. But just before they leave to go on a shopping spree, they both get shot by the police who randomly show up and they die. Gilbert was taken to the pound, where he was later slaughtered to death, and all of his corps fell out of his stomach. The entire Caillou family was dead, then the video faded to black and then cut to credits, showing the ©1997 Cinar Copyright information.
Review
Holy shit. I closed that video so fast that I thought my laptop was gonna crash. First, this video was a trainwreck, a real fucking trainwreck. I screamed so loud at the end where the parents were killed, that my parents came into my room and asked what happened. Secondly, they saw what happened, and I got grounded until summer vacation. That was bullshit. I've never been so mad and scared at the same time. I deleted that video from the computer, not the zip file, and I always wanted to watch it again. But unfortunately, the website got taken down for copyright, and my parents also deleted the zip file containing the mp4. Now that I'm currently in a good situation, it would be fun to watch it again. I guess only God knows where it's at. Anyways, see you soon.
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