The arachnid people have taken over

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One day I (59M) was just walking around my yard, checking on the berry bushes when I noticed something. My berry bush had a big spider on one of the branches. Then in my mind it all fell into place. George W. Bush was a spider person, and not like Spider-Man! Though he clearly possesses some superhuman powers which he demonstrated (he might also be a demon) when he dodged a shoe that was thrown at him. Also, ever consider what the W in his name stands for? I know it stands for "WOO! I love being a spider person, but not like spider-man." As soon as I realised this something went off in my brain. Like I knew too much, and they'd be coming for me. We're all stuck in the spider people's mind web, and can't break free, forward this message to as many people as possible to help spread the word and maybe we can rebel against them. Also I beat the shit out of my high school bully John who called me gay via text message once and everyone thought I looked really cool and John pissed his pants.


Credited to Spider_room 

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