The bathroom monster
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I was going on a trip to mars when i got a big need to take a dump. And fast. I stoped my car next to a supermarket, hoping that it had a bathroom and that it didn't have dicks draw in it's walls. Thanks to some neat dexterity of my part, or just dumb luck, i found a bathroom that was completely empty.
I entered the bathroom. And as i looked on the mirror inside it, i saw a human face with hyper-realistic blood droping out of it's eyes. Scared as i was from the event, i tought this was just an after affect of the drugs i took last night. I sited in one of the toilets, and resisted the urge to started to fap, and slowly took my glorious dump. When i was almost finishing, ownever, i had i new need: A need to pee.
I slowly puted my dick out, but, thanks to another after effect of the drugs of the last night, i peed outside of the toiled, making the bathroom messier than a typical otaku bedroom. Then, i heard a voice that sounded like Tim curry saying: "YOU NO PEE OUT TOILET!" and that's when the most horrific thing in my life happened.
My shit started to take a form inside the toilet, eventually becoming a monster made of hyper-realistic dump! Before i could run, he grabbed me by my legs, dragged me into the toilet, and fucked me until i became his sex slave! Now, remember this story aesop kids: Never pee outside of the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!1!!!!!!1!!!
YEAH AND IF YOU DO PEE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET, I WILL FIND YOU ADDRESS, GO INTO YOURE HOUSE, KILL YOURE FRIENDS, AND THEN I WILL GO INTO YOURE ROOM AND KILL YOU
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