The budget for my nightmares is getting smaller

I used to have the best dreams. Sweeping cinematic shots of beautiful landscapes as we flew across the world. Stars like George Clooney and Brad pit would make cameos on occasion. Even when something bad would happen it would look so real you couldn't tell I was dreaming.

So I turned 30 yesterday and maybe it's just that I'm more cynical and jaded lately but my dreams have been so fake I have woke up with Siskal and Ebert fucking next to me giving my dreams 2 thumbs down. The acting is bad the story's are bad and the situations aren't believable.

Yesterday I was being chased by a monster and after about 2 mins he was doubled over panting so hard his mask fell off and a guy named Chaz apologized and said this never happened before and went to sleep. The night before that there was a plane crash in my dream that consisted of a guy throwing a foam toy plane covered in lighter fluid into a field and setting it on fire.

Even as I type this, I just woke up from one of the worst dreams people have. I was at school and forgot to put my clothes on that morning, so I was trying to get through the day with out anyone noticing, but the budget of this one was so low that they couldn't afford extras, so I actually made it home instead of waking up in a cold sweat!

Someone please help me by crowdsourcing my next dream via Indiegogo, pleaseeeeeeeeeee.

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Credited to grghbbs 

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