The cyan Teletubby

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Author's note: I am sorry for writing this, please, I beg that no one takes this seriously

A tall cyan teletubbie stood over a corpse, holding a bloody knife. "Uour bead nuw" he said, he didn't know grammer because he ate a fully jug of acid. He had killed his parents and the other Tele tublys parents and that's why they don't have parents. he then turned around and jumped into da body in looking to rep out there heurt.

"My parents where abusive, and now I am a killer" he said, monologuing to the damn corpse of a goddamn intern because the corrrpppeeesssee could totally understand him.

He then went and burned down the forest. Then he met goddamn SLENDER MAN because why not and then got transformed into a stereotypical proxy of the slender man because there isn't teletubbie slenderman because he is on holiday.

He went and killed freddy, Dipsy, and po. Then he blew up the town because he was high on applejack (it's a alcohol, I know you where thinking of something else). He then blew up Florida and met his friend, JEFF THE KILLER (don't worry Jeff is going to die) and then Jeff got crushed by a giant tree.

He then killed everyone in New York with slenderman powers because he is a proxy and also he's a reverent proxy (you know the ones that share the name with that super rocket launcher zombie from doom).

It is said he still is out there.

The end.

The cyan teletubbie said "and my super great slasher fanfic is done." Chewing on his cigar. Then he posted it and it got deleted instantly. He eyes opened in shock and he started to pull a steriotypical rant "goddamn it, READER, are you behind the hersery?", "I will, I will. wait why are you about to click the close tab button? NOOOO..."

The real end



Written by Lord swagger the 10th
Content is available under CC BY-SA

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