The day I got my pickle tickled by Gary Bartholomew "Sea Pickle" Penis
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It was Tuesday the 24th of Feburaury, I had just finished my homework on how to talk to women (I gotted an F-), when my nephew came to my house and gave me a copy of Minecraft for my birthday. Unfortunalty, I had to get splinky pinkt on him beacuase I owned java and I didn't want to play any of the betarock shnizzle. After my mom spanked me for being mean to my brother/nephew like that I snorted the game disc becuase I am to poor to afford a VR headseat. After the brain-swelling stopped I was subjected to horrorrrs above my highest imagintaion. Obama was there, but it was an evil version of abamna who doesnt like to bomb civilain feild hospital. He told me the anceint secrets of the world before turning into a snake and returning to the garden of eden. Then i read an wikipedia article on allegations against Sir Jimmy Savile and his crimes. This made me smash my desk with happiness knowing that he is now dead. The doritos i had kept in my belly button were getting stale so I decided to go to the hit burger-king parody, MacDonald's. McDonald's Corporation (colloquially known as Mickey D's) is an American multinational fast food chain, founded in 1940 as a restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald, in San Bernardino, California, United States. Sadly, my pet cockroach died, so i had to attend his funeral procession before I could journey to maccie's. After I ate his ashes (his name was Korbanzo) I got into my Tesla Model X Explosive Battery Addition (Original Version) and filled it with gas. Then I drove for aproxmatley 26 miles before I got stopped by the rozzers and had to show my license. After I shot him I went into the public restroom for a relaxing poo. After I left I got some doodoo on my shoeshoe and had to get my black AirForces shined. But I didint not make it there as there was a striking and certainly unpredictable twist of the plot that I had not foreseen. To my horror Stimpy from ren and stimpy was there and he sliced my shins with his 3-wheel V-scooter and I peed in pain. It really hurt so I kissed it better. After his coke addiction made him shed this mortal coil I went to the nearest MacDonals. i then met the famous rival to ronald madonol, Mr. McKebab.
He recogniosed me due to being n infamous wanted fugitive in Bageltown due to my crimes against savoury foods and flavours. He suumoned his left hand man Gary Bartholomew Penis. Gary Bartholomew Penis started to demonically suck my dick. I came in fear and I started to vomit as my hyper-realistic semen dripped all over my screen. I was not about to let this slode. I immedialty countered by suffering of a cerebral hemorrhoids and shitting out my pancreas.
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