The eivl colwn....

my naem is billy joe bob teh 5st and i esacped the evil clonw, and this is how....

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i was watch cartoons when my mom sayed

"bily me and yuor father are going to the stroe. please do not open the door for starngers and do not go in our room."

"ok" i sayed

then tehy lefted, and i was aloen. i was playing "Super Mario Brothers Three: The Not Lost Levels" By Hirohiko Araki by when some one knocked at the doro. i looked through teh peephole and noone was there!!!! so i wented back to plaiyng "Super Mario Brothers" By Konami but i was hungry, so i wented to the kitchen and ated some cheese whend i hearded a sqounk, a eohohoho and a jelq, all comming from my paretns room. i tipy toey woeyed my way to my parents room. what i seed was hroible.

i seeded 2 clowns haveing homosexual intercourse upon my parents bed with comical hokning noises playing with eachd thrust. i scrumed when i relasesd it was infact 1 clown and the other one was my bozo the clown bop bag. the clown started to chase me and i did a epic double backflip out of the window and onto my skate board and i rided it away to my parents shed. the clown came out the door and chased me down, when i arrived to the shed i got out my dads iconic giant machete. thats when thje clowen started laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i relasized it was a toy! thre clown had my dades macehete and it haed blod on it! i scramed and skidaddled oaway on my skmate baord with the clown chaseing me.

but then the clown did a nose dive into a man hole when he seed a car driveing down the raod. i went back into my house thonking i was save.... i went to my "Super Nintendo Entertainment System" By Electronic Arts to play some more "Super Wario World 17: Great Big Inflation Adventure" By Treyarch i got 5 levels in when i had a bad felling... i went to my paranets room and slowly and dramaticly opened the door... i seed my dad and mom bloody, hangeing from the fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then i hared the clown goggle from behined me!! i ranned and jumped through into the window and tryed to get to the comically large wind farm infrnot of my house when i got hit on my head and passed out.... i woked up in my bed and thoughted it was a bad dream. i went back to playing on my "Game Boy Advance" By Peter Molyneux to play some "Pokemon Red" By New Blood Entertainment when i seed my skate board out side so i went to get it when i seed my mamama and papapa waving. and i thinked nothing of it and went back inside with my skate board.

then realised i had seed a thurd person... behind them, i went back out and seed they were gone. i got a big pipe and went to the wind f arm and couldnt find anyone beisieds blod. i found specks of bright ranebow clonw hair sometimes, and the n i founded my mom and dad cut in half and their 2 sides sown into 2 people. but there was a therd coprse. my logn lost sistetr jennie.

then i heard a jelq, a shink, and a pop behind me.

teh end

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