The poop

it was abaut five in the morning when i was taking my daily lap around the neighbor hood. i was walking when i saw a big giant poop in the middle of the street. it started moving and talking. it said "hola" i screamed and i started sprinting. i was so scared i pooped. then my poop burnt a hole in my pants

then the two poops combined into one giant land mine turd. it started chasing me. i ran into my house and made some chicken wings. then i threw them at the poop. then the poop died.