The sacrifice of Kermit

It was a normal day for the muppets, playing music, doing jokes. However they had a dark secret, Kermit was secretly EVIL thats right he was fucking EVIl, Kermit said to Fozzie "good luck with your comedy act" he said, Gonzo responded with "Thanks Kermit wakka wakka" Kermit then exited the studio smiling as can be, he then entered a room, he turned to a cloaked figure standing there, "What do I have to do now My lord" the figure then spoke in a booming voice "SPREAD THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS EPISODE CROCK AND BALL TOURTURE" Kermit then ran out the room, "Crock and ball tourture?" he asked to himself

Kermit then took the Vhs tape and handed it to Bill murray. "Watch this" he said "Or else I will put ghosts in your fried chicken." Bill murray took the DVD and watched it in the phone booth. Kermit ran up to Mrs piggy and then stabbed her 69 timess. Then Kermit started doing bigfoot dances, he was shaking his ass to the monster mash. And much to mein horror

A cadavar popped out of a casket.

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