The scariest day ever
I was taking a test and all of the sudden my classmate, Roy, whispered into my ear "Wake up." I was a little confused, but I had to finish this test. "You're late" I say again "Why are saying these things. I tried to ignore him, but the strange saying kept coming "You are dreaming" I was starting to get frightened now. "Everyone you know is a ghost." I looked over at him and saw that he was transparent. I screamed and was escorted out of class for making a scene. Turns out there was just a smudge on my glasses and Roy was just trying to get a reaction out of me. Looks like he wins this round, but next time I'll show him, I'll show them all not to mess with me.
The next day I showed up to school wearing a sheet over my head. I went over to all of the students and started scaring them, but they all called me weird and said things like. "Get away from me loser." and "Haha that's very funny... ok can you not please... its not really funny anymore this is just sad... why are you following me... look Jared, I know you have a crush on me, but I really only like you as a friend and you are not helping your case at all... look I'm not going to talk to you if you just have that sheet over your head... oh... you're not Jared... You're Ian... Can't believe you weren't my first guess... this really isn't anything new from you... why are you always so weird, it doesn't surprise me that you don't have any friends... ok you know, I bet you're a nice guy, but you can't be pulling stunts like this and expect to make friends... Ok I'm gonna go to class now, uh good luck on the scare, pal... and I hope you make some friends" I had a few people say that to me.
Principal Paxton was walking around the corner and he saw me. I was then put in special ed classes.
I decided to pull a Danny Phantom and actually go to school as a ghost. I looked up ways online to get the death penalty so I attempted murder a sitting judge. Key word here "attempted". I got arrested and believe it or not, in court I had the same judge that I tried to kill. I think there is a conflict of interest here, but the whole goal was to get the death penalty so I could do a super scare. I was sentenced to death pretty quickly and my attorney started crying, but I threw my hands up and celebrated "I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! and I still get to go to heaven because death by firing squad isn't suicide."
I was put on death row for 3 months and then they finally gave me a LETHAL INJECTION!! That's not what I wanted! Anyway turns out ghosts aren't real and Martin Luther was wrong about how to get into heaven. I am now in Purgatory until my family pays an indulgence to the Catholic Church.
Credited to Pf_Farnsworth
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