The Scariest Soyjak
Many find humor and comedy in posting soyjaks. Soyjaks often come in a variety of forms that can cause at least some netizens to chuckle, or even laugh. Sometimes, this is because a soyjak is depicting something in an exaggerated manner that seems silly, like the Nintendo gamer soyjak. Other times however, the soyjak itself is inherently absurd and seemingly has no clear target or meaning, such as feraljak or a soyjak of the planet Mercury. In any of these cases however, they exist for the extraction of comedic value.
In other cases, soyjaks moreso prioritize the element of shock value over direct humor. This is often seen in varying transphobic and racist soyjak caricatures. Sometimes these soyjaks are depicted as violently dying or being killed in some form.
But many don't talk about the scariest soyjak. Not much is known about it, but it is rumored that those who view it turn INTO the soyjak themselves out of sheer horror from looking at. Only the transformation into the soyjak from this has been recorded, and it's not a pretty sight. Viewers of the scariest soyjak become increasingly paranoid. Sometimes they begin to grow a small amount of facial hair if they don't have any already, and other times they may lose significant facial hair if they have a full beard. They start rambling about nonsense and incoherent jabber that often begins in "erm". As symptoms worsen, they may start balding and become more attached to inanimate objects— often of an extreme consumerist-collectable caliber or Nintendo consoles.
What is known about what the scariest soyjak looks like? While it's not much at all, attempts have been made to reconstruct it from all reported accounts. Even if it were hypothetically possible to fully reconstruct it, such information would be dangerous to allow the public distribution of. Proceed with caution.
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