The scariest story ever of all time

yesterday, i decided to go to my local video game store, it was down the street, there was a rumor that a guy with a suit that was very scary was the owner, he supposedly died in 1892, it is now 2014, i went down, to investigate, i asked for crash bandicoot 2, ps1 memorys, they said they'd get the owner, it was a guy with a suit, he said i should go to the back and get it, so i walked around the back, i opened the door, i screamed, it ws horrifying! there was a video game, it was ET 2600, i nearly had a heart attack, the guy with suit appeared in front of me, he grabbed ET 2600, he ate it, he became ET, i was scared, i ran outside, there were too many ET 2600 copys! i fainted, i woke up 3 hours later, i as inside an atari, ET was standing by the atari in real life. i cried, i suddenly saw a flash of light, i looked back, it was ET 2600, i pissed my pants and the pee was black and green and rainbow and red, i looked down, i knew, i needed to be bear grylls, i needed to drink my own piss, it was destiny, i drank it, i swallowed it, ​​i was suddenly in my house, a black haired woman, was right in front of me, she suddenly turned in to shrek, there was a boy three miles outside the a boy was there behind him, he said shrek is loved, shrek is lifes, he suddenly turned in to ET, i died and lived, i threw up poo and candy, ET went to my poo throw up and Ate it, i got an erection and pooed i throwed up, i was scared so i died, but i said no then i died and pooed, i woke up to a house, an atari was inj front of me, i played ET 2600 then pooed, i no longer had gastro. but direar.

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