The sole reason you are still alive right now

This is knowledge that has been passed through my family for multiple generations, it was kept secret so the knowledge wouldn't be abused, the ancients foretold of a prophecy that there will be a time when this knowledge must be shared to the world. People, i think its finally time share this knowledge to the world. It's a historical tale:

One of the old gods, the skeleton king, was talking to one of his grunt skeletons. King said to grunt: "go t the human world and kill everybody". Grunt said: "I cant my collarbone broke." King said: "alright we'll wait till december 2012 for it to heal."

2012 came around and king went to grunt again and told him: "it has healed, it's time to destroy the human species". Grunt said: "My other collarbone broke". Skeleton king was furious: "thou art a frekin' bonehead m8. You will be under constant supervision to make sure its healed and stays healed".

To this day its still healing and we have no idea when it will be healed since there is no date given.

It could be any day by now... any day...

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Credited to SamRF 

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