The terrible tail of ferret void eyes

THis is a terrible tale of ferret of void eyes, the whiskers (ferrets) that went to space and saw our old friends the astronauts. but to tell this story i need to lay out a little background, bear with me.

there were two ferrets being rix-a-plixed, which is to make the whiskers do funny tricks like pole cat spins. you rotate the whisker while holding it gently by the chest. Here their energies disperse more fully and you can witness their void eyes easily. we recite the verses of these animals while looking into their nearly silent eyes. "two whiskers, one soul--two whiskers, one pole!" (they are called polecats sometimes so that is the whiskahz nickname). they simply accept it, and when you look in their little eyes there is a void that says to us "so you have thumbs and words, and you think that makes you better than us?" or "so you've went to the moon, and have invented countless little busywork gadgets and surround yourselves with artifice. so what?"

so we chanted this tune to them and a vision of ancient whiskers came to us. these whiskers made up the crosses of crucifixion way back when, all bundled up together bound by ropes and stuff--squirming about. what a horrible and scary thing that would be, huh? we saw then a whisker who went to space and said to an astronaut "you're not in space, so what if you were?" and then this astronaut reply "I am so in space, and it's imprtant.!!!" so then the whisk rejoins "we're at a movie studio and you and I both know it!!!"

The end.

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Credited to diapaimon 

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