The truth about Krabby patty

In 2034, I was always a fan of spongebob, I loved the characters apart from mr krabs, that I find him suspicious, because of his greed, I was hired as a narrator, and I gave away 2 tape, then i go back home, i was going to watch spongebob, there was a new episode called "the secret ingredient" was airing, i was glad it was revealed, the map of the intro was a black background with white text, spongebob, wakes up, dresses up cartoonishly like it's a cardboard box, and says "goodbye" to Gary, Mr. Krabs looks hesitant, and wants to tell the truth, spongebob says "what's up" and Mr. Krabs whispers "in my office" at the office, Mr. Krabs says looking serious "I have to tell you the secret ingredient "SpongeBob says happily "love?", Mr. Krabs says "no, but flesh..." Spongebob gets shocked into tears, and tells the customers not to eat, and says the secret ingredient but they don't care, Mr Krabs says with great anger "everyone loves crab pie, because humans eat fish, it's time to get revenge on them, and I forbid you quit or I kill you!! "I was shocked and pained, and was going to take another tape, but there was no intro and Mr. Krabs said how the kitchen is done, it was what looked like a basement and it there was an obese man in live action style underwear with his arms and legs cuffed, he was bald, Mr. Krabs used the glass to take a man's tears and sweat, Mr. Krabs had a brand name bottle filled with bour-fries oil , he uses the scalpel to taste the flesh of the man and says "delicious", Mr Krabs was removing the flesh from the man and and doing some unhealthy and macabre butchery to make a steak, and Mr Krabs removed all the blood from the poor man man with a big sting, to refill the drink bottle, i had my heart racing, i told my boss i've given a week to think, but a week later, spongebob is deprogrammed, and i'm said "already!?" i was going into the studio and there was blood everywhere and i see a paper next to a decapitated arm i read it in fear and it says "Mr Krabs is angry"

Theory: Mr. Krabs was eating chum (which looked like human chum), and plankton and Mr. Krabs had ripped the recipe in half. Mr. Krabs hides the secret ingredient to prevent all viewers from knowing he is a monster.

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