The wee little robot at Jim O'Crockers
"Mummy, can I get dat one der pwease mummy?"
Tim tim eagerly pointed to a box on a higher shelf
"Nah son" his mom replied, " yuhs gotta earn yer keep first. u know dis boyzo. Furst wash de wizzles den scwub the floozie tumblah, and den yuhs can have de wee little robot."
Tim tim looked down at his shoes in disappointment. and then thought. and then looked up cheerfuly
"Oy mum wes got ourselfes a fookin deal!"
tim tim and his mother left the store, jim o'crockers, and walked down the cobbley roads home. There Tim tim furiously and passionately got straight to work, washing the wizzles and scrubbing the floozie tumblr. whatever that bullshit is. but nonetheless, tim tim did all of the chores his mother tasked him with to get the little plastic robot with two yellow eyeballs on the high shelf at jiim o'crockers, and tim tim didn't waste anytime. his arms were blackened and peeling from scrubbing the heck out of the floozie tumblr and his feet and knees were red-raw from washing the wizzles, but he didn't care.
"OH MUMMY, WHERE IS YUH MUMMY?"
"Ovah here at de sinks my boy. Say, What duz wee wittle tim tim want anyhow? A sweet tweat fo all da hawd work yuhs been getting to, all scrubbing and dat? Well I listen to my boy and i knows what de wee tim tim wants, oh yes, i remebah, de wee little robot."
Tim tim jumped up and down ecstatically
"Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes muthah! dat is what we wants! dats-what's-we-wants" he sang in a cheerful little tune with a happy little foot shuffle to go along with it.
His mother started to dance too. She sang along, they both sung the tune little tim tim came up with "dats-what-we-want! uh huh uh huh! Dats what we wants! uh huh uh huh!" and she picked up little tim tim and threw him head first into the ceiling, which broke through the drywall. His red-raw knees and feets dangled limply. "Dats what we wants! uh huh uh huh! Dats what we wants! uh huh uh huh!" his mother sang.
Credited to kbanbury
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