Theh storry off squidwarxxxxx 2

I was just sold this apparently "rare tape." It says "rare spongebob episode", that sounds promising. I went home and put the tape in my VCR. The title card said "Theh storry off squidwarxxxxx." Weird name, but I guess it's rare. It started with squidward eating a krabby patty, that's unusual. He then said "Spongebob, you got the gun you promised me?" Then I wondered what that meant. Did it mean a BUBBLE gun? A water gun? Surely not a real gun since it's Spongebob, right? Then, Spongebob walked in with a gun in his hand. Must be a toy gun. Then, as I watched in disbelief, squidward shot one of the customers at the Krusty Krab. I tried to turn off the TV, but my batteries died. I looked for the batteries that I saved just in case my remote died. I found the box, but none were inside. But what I did find, was a note. It said "You're next." I looked at the TV, and squidward was staring at the camera. He said, "I see you are the new owner of this very, very precious and rare tape. Don't take it out of the VCR, or there will consquences!" It sounded like a happy voice. but it felt off as well.

"I know you are thinking about doing it. Do NOT do it." Haha, funny joke. I was thinking it was an episode, until I remembered the note. I still took it out, and nothing happened. I went to the store to buy new batteries, and then came home. Usually, you heard at least one or two sounds in my house, but it was dead silent. No neighbors being loud, no dogs barking, no birds chirping, nothing. I said, "That's unusual." But then, I heard a voice, it sounded like squidward. "You thought you could escape? Heh, heh, heh. Funny. Look around and find me! And maybe listen this time. Do not call 911." I looked everywhere, and could not find him. Then, I turned around, and there he was. Squidward with blood dripping out of his eyes, holding the same gun in the episode. He also had a cut from what looks like a scythe. I again did not listen, and called 911. "Big mistake." AHHHHHHHH!

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I was in a dark void. My family, my friends, everyone I knew circling around me. My best friend said, "Why didn't you listen? If you listened, you would not be here." Why. Who sold me this? HELP! Then a silhouette with a scythe appeared. He came out and it was the grim reaper. I said, "THAT'S THE GRIM REAPER!" Then he sliced my neck. The DVD mysteriously disappeared.

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