Things get crazy

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Once upon a time, Bubble Bitch got tired of his dirty dishrag whore single mother's shit and decided to move out. Due to how much of a lard-ass bastard Bunghole Bath is, he decided to bribe Sponge Douche and Poztrick with Jubba the Hutt body pillows, as seen in a now deleted video by the Youtuber "Mighty Jubba's Collection", to get them to move his stuff to the new house for him. Spaz Bob and Patriggered spontaneously had orgasms and accepted Boner Bass' offer.

However, once the three of them arrived at the new property, Butt Plug Bath proceeded to use the body pillows as dildis as if they were the twin towers, whilst Sponge Bong and Piss Take looked in horror as if they were forced to watch Rule34 of anthropomorphic fidget spinners. It was at this point that Fat Prick finally snaps. Poop Dick then stormed his way right up Bullshit Bass' Fugly Mug and shouted "so you fucked up really hard, now shit gets hyper realistic". Upon listening to what wise words Patrixxx had to say, all the blood flowing through Booby Bass' body transformed into seminal fluid, and then Bubble Brass took a gelatinous form before a skeleton popped out of his anal passage. The skeleton in question wore nothing but a cowboy hat and a bandana scarf. The skeleton started summarizing the crypto currency markets of the day, and then Sperm Bob and Porn Mix dropped on the floor and fell asleep immediately afterwards.

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