Thunderfart

Old copypasta that used to be spread around in 2012

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all night i laid in bed tossing and turning, panting and cursing, but it was hopeless. not even laying flat on my belly, a trusted technique i had used many times before, seemed to work. i was desperate. but then... hours later! i felt a rumbling, i knew it was coming and i was ready for it. i pulled in close to my wife, clenching my buttocks tightly and pushing my butt firmly against my loved one. then, magic happened. as i laid there i let out the loudest, most incredible fart i had ever let rip in my entire life. "OH JESUS WHAT THE HELL" my wife yelled but before she could say anything more the smell occured. this fart was so amazingly loud my neighbor started banging against our bedroom wall. what did they expect? it was 3 am for crying out loud. as my wife put on her robe and looked at me angrily i looked back at her with a tear in my eye and a stupid grin on my face she hadn't seen since our dating years. i had the bed all to myself last night. it was wonderful.

i hope against better judgment i will again one day let out a fart that leaves behind such devistation, but who am I kidding? farts like these are like halley's comet, the fact that they are this rare make them all the more special.

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