To My Dearest Droog Reginald Raleigh Toothbottom

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You are a sickly gluttonous parasite and primitive small-minded display of indecency, and are an incalculaby lascivious subhuman and a rank feeble-minded nefarious vermin of curious design, I fart in your general direction, you snarling, butt ugly reprobate that licks his mum's bumhole as she sleeps. I scoff at what a derelict ninny you are, it shakes my top hat knowing how much of a malefactor you are, you don't belong in this world.

You may think your tough gazongles now, but one of these days, the hammer will drop on your numb skull, you can't handle the real world, you skinny, ecxuse making disgrace to the world.

I simply adore all the pointless banter you make of me, all the warblings that make up your scum filled mozg, the likes of which is very feeble indeed, you dolt. I would like to see you face me in real life, you won't be ninnyfapping when I cut off your yarbles with a nozh and shove it up your wizzwazz, that would be a horrorshow of fun, the vred I will cause opon you will be so spoogy it will cause you to snuff it...

I won't be sammy to you if i find you, you festering scoteena, because you have razdrazed me for the last time, I will take great radosty to the vred my nozh will spingly on your diddly doo, you pering looking waste, I wish you would dezazzle off and perry in a pit, you slimy kitzat waste of a human being, did dads condom bugger off as he hagulated the missus, could that reasonate with your being?

I wish that your birth givers would doogly themselves, so they don't create more foul beasts in the world, you sewer dwelling, Excrement eating dildo fanny, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries, now diddly off, you failure to the world, I have a missus to doodly up the wizzwazz...


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