Toilet Poker

For this game, you will need a deck of playing cards, and of course, a toilet.

First, sit down on the toilet. Take your deck of cards, and lay out ten of them, face-down, in two rows of five. Don't cheat, or the toilet will know.

Next, take a shit in the toilet. DO NOT FLUSH, or the ritual will not work.

Once you've shit (Shat? Shitted?), whisper "all in."

Take the row of cards closest to you and hold them in your hand. If you want, you can replace up to two of them with another card from the deck.

Next, it's the toilet's turn. You'll notice the cards on the far row shuffle around a bit. Up to two from the deck may move into the toilet's hand on their own, as two from the initial hand are discarded.

Now, the time has come to reveal your hands. Place your cards back on the floor in front of you, facing up. The toilet's cards will flip upside by themselves.

If you beat the toilet, your shit will be transmuted into solid gold for you to fish out.

However, if you have the losing hand, the last thing you hear will be evil laughter from inside the pipes, and the last thing you feel will be the toilet's SUPER HYPER-REALISTIC VACUUM SUCC hollowing you out completely as your innards are flushed away.

Dare you take the risk?

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Credited to W4llys_3go 

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