Tomothy n' Jeremy Lost Episode
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Tomothy n' Jeremy is one of da most thugged-out ghettofab cartoon series ta eva exist fo' realz. Alongside Looney Tunes, it is safe ta say almost mah playas has heard of tha cast of Tomothy n' Jeremy - especially tha titular pussaaaaay n' mouse duo which made tha show what tha fuck it is.
Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I peeped every last muthafuckin Tomothy n' Jeremy cartoon imaginable, even all dem most playas probably never even heard bout - there is one episode however not even I have seen, a episode dat was never aired. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Now I bet you askin "Well then, how tha fuck do you even know bout dis episode?".
Da answer is like simple, mah cousin fronts ta have peeped it cuz of links wit online piracy n' so forth (which I can not condone but, hey, I can't straight-up well control tha actionz of mah cousin can I?).
Da followin rap is what tha fuck mah cousin holla'd at mah crazy ass n' ta be frank you can take from it what tha fuck you will... maybe da thug was makin it up or maybe there was some truth up in dat shit... at any rate it will likely raise all dem eyebrows, it shizzle did when I holla'd at it ta mah playas...
It fuckin started, mah cousin fronts, one night when da thug was on tha computer - one of his wild lil' playaz busted his ass a pirated version of a supposedly unaired Tomothy n' Jeremy episode named "Suffering": mah cousin was skeptical of dis n' played it expectin a hoax.
Instead what tha fuck he gots was tha traditionizzle Tomothy n' Jeremy intro, which cut ta a red screen wit tha text Sufferin printed up in bold.
Da screen faded ta show Tomothy chillin ridin' solo up in what tha fuck rocked up ta be a abandoned house, lookin rather ill n' dejected - he just sat there fo' all dem minutes up in silence before he gots ta his wild lil' feet n' slowly made his way over ta a nearby wall.
Tomothy stared all up in tha mouse hole up in tha wall fo' all dem mo' minutes as tha camera shifted, zoomin tha fuck into tha mouse hole n' revealin Jeremy up in his fuckin lil matchbox "bed" - tha camera zoomin up in on tha mouse, whoz ass lay motionless wit his wild lil' fuckin eyes closed as if asleep.
Jerryz fur was lighter than usual n' every last muthafuckin thang was silent - up in stark contrast ta tha usual chaoz of tha cartoon.
Da camera once again n' again n' again zoomed up ta show Tomothy standin outside tha mouse hole, tha pussaaaaay suddenly breakin down on tha spot as his schmoooove ass cried bitterly n' fell tha fuck ta his knees: bangin on tha wall repeatedly.
Da camera zoomed back ta Jerry, still layin up in tha lil match-box bed: Tomothy bangin on tha wall outside as Jeremy remained straight-up still.
Da scene then faded ta black n' a message rocked up reading:
"Life is fleetin n' it aint until it is gone dat playaz truly understand... muthafuckin yearz of jumpin off bout some shiznit come ta a end... petty squabbling... pointless suffering... now it is too late... you had yo' chance... yo ass is ridin' solo..."
I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah cousin fronts thatz where it ended n' he felt a thugged-out deep sense of despair up in his thugged-out ass which da perved-out muthafucka say never straight-up went away, even todizzle his schmoooove ass fronts ta feel dat same sense of despair - as if one of mah thugs or suttin' had taken away his sense of meaning.
I axed mah cousin ta show me tha episode but da perved-out muthafucka holla'd da thug wouldn't want me ta feel tha way da ruffneck did n' refused, up in some ways dat made me kind of doubtful at first... though now, lookin back, I feel he genuinely didn't wanna share whatever he experienced wit mah dirty ass...
Da rest I shall leave fo' you ta decide.
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