TopGear:Clarkson's Demise
TopGear is a road vehicle-based competition mainly hosted by an early 60s man, Jeremiah Charles Roberto Clarkson. Along with Ricardo Marcus Hammond and Jamie Danielle May. In 2047, a stock footage of what looked like the main host, Clarkson, perished for an unspecific reason was shown to the public, first found in the decade 203 instead of 205.
This guy over here will tell us his story:
Story
I used to be a fan of TopGear since I was 14, this happened 33 years prior, and now I think this shrill of a sight is more of a disaster.
In 2026, when I was 25, I was cruising through the old archive store for a VHS for my 5yo son, who heard of TopGear in 2022, when he was 1 year old. He adored watching it as a child. So I decided a T.G. one would be useful for his opinion on British Broadcasting Corporation shows.
BIG MISTAKE
I saw a tape saying crudely PARENTAL ADVISORY, EXPLICIT CONTENT. Looking like a douche, I bought it for my kid, fortunately giving him permission. Yea, repeat: BIG MISTAKE.
A few days later, we gave him his 6th birthday gifts, one being that VHS. When my son came back, he said faintly in a sorrowed tone I miss Jeremiah.., for some reason, I thought he was acting, so I decided to watch it entirely to get the plot of it.
Synopsis
The typical TopGear intro came up, he thought it was a perfection for making him gain interest to it, albeit it was a show only intended for young adults, since there's a boundless amount of graphic content and language, along with the insulting. He somehow found the explicit content, besides the g.content attracting to his Tourette. But this time, instead of the usual TONIGHT introduction, it just skipped to the episode:
Richard, or as he calls him, Ricky was chit-chatting with James about something I couldn't understand since it was from a distance, nearby was Jeremy himself, also nicknamed by him Jerry. He looked worried about something, maybe was about when The Grand Tour got discontinued, fault by Ricky. Now I could distinguish that him and James were fighting about who's fault was about the discontinuation, I thought to myself that it's mightily both of them, since they encountered a physical quarrel in the last episode, which was published in 2022.
It cut to static, later to show that Ricky was testing a FIAT Abarth Spider, it was odd since they never even drove a vehicle after separating from the crew. I thought this would be an early reel for a new reboot of the show. It all went well and dandy, no harm was purposed except the arguments they snitched on each other. Until the part where Jerry climbs into a Mitsubishi RVR, he kept skidding, but he stumbled upon a large lake while running around. He luckily avoided it, but no luck for him, since he swerved upon a stack derailed, albeit unscathed fuel tankers from that nearby railing. The tankers said Bristol Nuclei, Ricky and James were luckily in a long distance from the place where the explosion would take place, likely 17.2173821km², 17217.3821m² or 184.1981865763mi. A nuclear detonation slithered down to the border of Bristol, thus causing it to be filled with abandoned streets, cities, etc., James bellowed loudly NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!!1!!! CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!1111! draining off, maybe because he was born in Bristol. The static appeared again, this time for a more louder experience. It now cut to a black screen, what was left there was a text saying We've discontinued the plans for the reboot because of one death.., this time in a more oblique and reddish aspect.
I sold the VHS so someone else could review it, and gave him a big teddy bear instead to cheer him up.
Credited to KingLRobledoOfficial
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