Toy Freddy’s Gamer Rampage
Toy Freddy Fazbear the Bear (born September 1, 1939) is an American rapper, influencer, and Gamer. Born in the *New & Improved* Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Toy Freddy performed, influenced, and game'd there for his entire life. He rose to fame in the late 1980s as the lead singer of the Toy Animatronics Band, one of the best-selling furry groups of all time. Their hiatus saw the release of his debut album Morbid Obesity & Almost Mediocre Pizza (1987), which featured the US Billboard Hot 100 number one singles "Fat & Plastic" and "Too Thicc For U".
Toy Freddy then did something that would impact him for the rest of his fat plastic bear life...
The Drug Incident
On December 12, 1989, Toy Freddy did a fuckton of steroids and crack cocaine. The result was an enraged, coked up bear. After doing all of those drugs, he went to his Gaming PC to play Fortnite. He lost a game and then went on a Gamer Rampage. He beat the living shit out of a lot of his victims, damaged a lot of property, and pissed in the ball pit. He was then tased by the police and that was the last we saw of him for years...
Freedom
On March 8, 2019, Ariana Grande paid for his bail and he was released from prison a few days later. In an interview with CNN (those demorats!) she was asked about this and she stated "I like bears lmao". Toy Freddy then reunited with bandmates shortly after being released. No one heard from his singing career until a couple years later in 2021. On March 8, 2021, him and his bandmates starred in a J-pop music video titled "ちょw マジww 無理www【Toy Freddy & Toy Bonnie & Toy Chica】".
Aftermath
Toy Freddy and his lil gangstas have split up but our beloved bear is now doing collabs with Ariana Grande.
He is also participating in E Sports events. Toy Freddy paid the government over $2,000 to cover up his past crimes. They accepted his bribe and removed all of his criminal records and deny what he has done back in the 80's. Ngl, that's kinda savage! He's currently dating a FNAF TikToker that got him pregnant. They're planning to get married soon. Speaking of TikTok, many people now are simping for him on the app. Damn I wish I was Toy Freddy rn!
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