Troll

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We all know what trolls are, right? Mean, nasty people who just want to annoy you. Well, on one such YouTube video, named "Real Alien Footage," or some variation, a user (whose account is now gone) made the comment "Bah, aliens? Aliens are off-worlders, and that is what we are." Unfortunately, there is always someone who falls for this, and flames the commenter, although I do not have a report of the reply. This started a flame war, where the first commenter tried to defend his notion, while the second savagely tried to beat him down, starting with teasing and ending up at threatening. This led to the first person using the threat "Then we shall meet you, tonight." After reading this, the second commenter got scared and tried to deflect it with a variation of "You don't know where I am," which got the reply of "We know all."

Scared witless, the second person called the police and started fortifying his house, with the comment resounding in his skull. He checked YouTube constantly, hoping to find some relief to that comment, something that might mean he won't die tonight, but instead got an even bigger fright after checking his emails. The email was as follows: "Thank you for The Ping, for we now know where your planet is. We have observed your earthly Internet, learning that Trolls are the ones that are replied too, getting angry reactions from others. From this moment on, the day is Holiday on our planet, while your planet shall be under constant watch from us."

That night, New York lost one citizen without it even noticing. This is the first recorded sighting of The Covenant, and the computer was found just after the second Halo was destroyed. The records come from the small number of people who had also found the video, and tried to stop the flame war. So beware, the next time you find a real alien footage, you may just wanna stay out of the comments section, for what you find there could possibly doom humanity. And none of us want that, do we?



Credited to Vanties

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