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THIS IS A TRUE STORY SO IF YOU THINK ITS NOT STOP THE CAP

One day I was casually browsing Trollpasta Wiki and went to recent changes. There was a pasta that was just titled, "." Because my brain is piece of elephant feces, I decided to click on it. Big mistake.

The entire wiki color changed from blue to blood red, and the name changed to "YOU'RE NEXT." My computer EXPLODED, and my face was covered in smoke. Just then, Jeff The Killer jumped in through my window. He pulled out a knife, and I screamed. I started running the fastest my legs could carry me.

I went to find a shotgun in my garage. All I found was a box. I poked it, and a skeleton popped out. I called the police, but they just asked what I wanted to buy from Toys R Us. I told my dad, but he said, "It was closed down. Remember stupid?" "THEN WHO WAS PHONE!!!!!????!?!?/1/!!1!!!!!!!1///????" I screamed. My dad morphed into EVIL PATRIXX, and I ran.

My mom was in bed with her head bashed in, so I turned back around. Just then, LEGO Mario tore into my walls and found me, and a giant Bob Ross emerged from the ground and pointed his paintbrush at me. He started firing paint at me, and it glued me to the ground. LEGO Mario was floating towards me with hyper-realistic blood coming out of his eyes and mouth, and I smacked him into the evil Bob Ross's face, killing them both and freeing me. I cheered, but some pennies randomly appeared in my hands. A guy in an ugly mask yelled, "I SMELL PENNIES!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and charged. I threw the pennies, and he left me alone.

I left my house, but the house morphed into a giant Squidward. He grabbed me and put me in his giant clarinet. He blew, and it sent me flying straight into the sun.

THE END

Note: It was later revealed that the page, "." was something connected to Satan, hence why I got killed like that.

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