Underfed: The Cursed Cuestar Stream
Dedicated to Cuestar and Hoodohoodlum'sRevenge
Hello, My name is maxwell. I am born in 1956 during red moon. Anyway's on with the story!!!
I was walking in the woods one day when I foond a blueberry bag and a commodore computer. Not wanting a 1980s computer, I ate theblueberries. I decided to order a macbook pro (Trademarked) on ebay. I then remembered that Cuestar is having a stream today. I found it was a Crepypasta stream, y'kmow, the one where he finds bad crepepastas. I got hungry, I ate a burbger, it was gud.
After about a third of the stream, he started readon a story called 'Madam X' when he said the words that would haunt me forever. 'Underfed' (Un-Derf-ed) which gave me diarhohea, (or maybe it was the blueberries, but it probably wasn't as the forest never lies)
After my trip to the bad-word-for-poop-er I ended up opening the computer again. To my horror, I say the word 'Underfed' flashing on the screen repeatadley. As the screen pass outb me play to fall sleep me. I ended up waking up to the computer on ceustra's face. It was to my hore that I saw DCLXVI (That's Roman numerals for 666) - [666 is the devil's nimber].
After I rheeled my sanity in, I realized that Cuestroi had pasta on his face. PAsta? No! It was hyperrealistic bloody blood. I vomited enough to feed the South Korean Army. (I mean, it's still better than their rations, but I digress). I then saw Coustromboli ripping his head off with pink blood. Or was it? VODKA SAUCE!
Vodka souce is the calling of the demigod Underfus, who probably possesed this stream or somthing. I then heard 'Can I get nutz from nut cabinet?" and I ran to the bathroom. I puked, I in fact puked so hard, you cannot grasp the quantum division of it's pukecules. Underfus then look at me through the computer, 'Hello, Hello, Hello' he said in a chill;s voice. I then was confronted with the most terrifying thing of ALL, a shiny and bald cuespar vigourously eating a live chicken. I mean, I love chicken, but that's brutal.
I looked at the screen and Mussolini was on it. I blinked and he was out of the computer, So I ran to a CoCost, as they are open 24/7 in Sterling Heights Michigan, and have a vast selection of food and clothing products. As I left the stoor I was horrified as my intestines were blue and Roman Flags were lining the streets.
'God Damnit'
I just want to say that I was inspired by Cuestar and Hoodohoodlum'sRevenge to write this. It is not meant to be taken seriously, but it doesn't hurt to read it like it was. Enjoy!
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