Unknown Woody Woodpecker Episode

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I'm sure alot of you have heard of Woody Woodpecker right? If you've gone to Universal Studios you've surely seen him there as part of his ride or as a mascot.

But he's most well known for his first & most iconic appearance. Cartoons, most of which involve him annoying a character. Similar to what Bugs Bunny would do in his shorts.

But a while back I found a rather, Strange episode of Woody Woodpecker. I'm quite unsure if it's fan made or something official actually, something like this does feel like something from some weird parody animation. But the animation looks official so because of that, this is the tough spot I've been in.

Anyways, how about I explain how I came across this episode and stop going on & on. So about 1 year ago one late night I was quite Bored, I did things like playing games that usually cure my boredom such as Fall Guys, Smash Bros and others. But that didn't really work alongside many other things such as browsing random sites.

And thus I decided to go onto YouTube In hopes of curing this utter boredom of mine. I'm a big Cartoon geek so that's what I decided to watch.

Luckily for me I actually managed to get rid of my boredom as I laughed my ass off at out of context clips from shows like SpongeBob and the what not. Until in the recommended section I noticed something interesting, "Woody Woodpecker Unknown Animation (Lost Media maybe?)"

This had me quite intrigued if I'll be honest. I've never been all too Huge on Woody Woodpecker as I preferred other classic shows like Popeye or Looney Tunes, but I have watched some episodes of it when I was younger. I decided "Eh why not?" and clicked on it.

After about 5 seconds of loading I heard the iconic jingle. As it faded to wood with a couple small holes in it, one big hole popped in on the center of the wood as Woody popped out of it. "Guess Who!" Woody said happily as he proceeded to peck the rest of the wood, creating holes that spelt out "Woody Woodpecker" as he then did his laugh and posed with his arms up in the air.

Soon after that it faded to what I thought would be a title card. But rather it was a drawing, a rather good one at that. Lush green grass on the ground & leaves among trees. Many small critters and bigger animals are seen walking on the grass or up in the trees with a lush sparkling river seen in the background.

This confused me to say the least. I did like the drawing but I was confused what it was doing in something like Woody Woodpecker which has very cartoony designs, however I didn't have enough time to think as it quickly faded to a tree with a hole shaped door in it as the door creaked open alongside hearing a yawn.

Woody peaked his head out of the hole as he looked around. "Ahhhhh..the sweet forest...home sweet home...and perfect woodpecking spot!" As he giggled, he then moved his head back inside as the camera followed. Showing him making a bowl of acorns with milk. Which represented cereal.

He then pulled out a newspaper and started reading what he saw in it out loud.

"My my...Woods being chopped down to make room for new houses? Well at least it ain't happenin' HERE!..hmmmm...Local spa opening soon..ooo I should go there someday....".

He said as he continued munching on the acorns before finishing them up and tossing the bowl off screen as you hear the bowl thunking into the sink.

"Now..What to do tod-"

Before Woody could finish. I heard a loud rumbling as the screen shaked.

"Ohh great..AY BEAR! I TOLD YA I HAVE NO HONEY!!!...Wait..that doesn't feel like the rumbling he does.."

Woody peeks his head out of the door as he looks down and Gasps.

It shows a big fat man wearing a yellow suit with a dark green hat walking among the woods, as Trees in the background are being chopped down by skinner people with similar uniforms to the fat man.

As the man spoke, he had a voice that sounded like he was the kind of person that smokes a pack every hour.

"CAN'T ANY OF YOU GO QUICKER?! WE AIN'T BUILDIN' DOLLHOUSES!"

One of the workers poked their head up as they spoke in a wimpy voice. "S-Sir..deforestation takes quite a long whil-"

"SHUSH IT! Ya wanna get fired for a FOURTH time?!"

"N-N-No sir.." The worker chirped out as he went back to work.

Woody had a rather angry expression as he shook his head "Ohhh great..just when I have a good morning THIS happens..." Woody then sighs as he zooms down the tree

So far this honestly felt boring...REALLY boring. I was tempted to click off but decided to keep on watching, in case ya know. It gets better.

The Fat man is seen walking towards Woody's tree as he pulls out an axe. Before he can start chopping it down Woody zooms down and pecks him on the nose.

"OWW!..Wh- Oh great..I THOUGHT YOU ALL GOT RID OF THE ANIMALS!!"

Woody chuckled and went "Well clearly ya didn't..somebody should fire you! Oh wait I'll do it!"

"Huh-"

Woody quickly grabs a chainsaw from one of the workers as he starts revving it up multiple times to the point where it starts flaming. He then zooms around to confuse the Fat Guy as he puts the chainsaw under his butt

"..OOOOOOOWWWIEEE!"

The Fat Guy starts zooming and jumping around as his butt is on fire as Woody does his laugh.

"Hey! Your doin' better! You should get yourself a Raise!"

The Fat Guy's face then turns red as he tries grabbing Woody. However he then quickly zooms away while laughing.

"Uuuugggghhh...ALL OF YOU! SPEED THIS UP! I WANT THAT WOODPECKER OUTTA HERE!"

Multiple workers surround trees as they start cutting them down, thanks to the many workers on a single tree they are able to chop them down quickly.

It then slowly fades to Woody zooming back towards the woods as he has a Hawaiian shirt on him.

"Phew! The Bahamas was fun! Messin' with people can make ya want a vacatio-"

Woody goes silent as his face goes from happy. To blank and then to horror, it cuts to what he is looking at. The woods are destroyed, hundreds of tree stumps. Broken branches & leaves surround the ground.

"Oh no...."

Woody's eyes slowly start tearing up as he starts walking through the site of the destroyed woods, it then fades to him walking at night. He then stops as he looks at a large stump.

A broken door is seen right next to the stump. This was Woody's tree, Woody gets down on his knees and starts sobbing as he lays down and puts leaves over himself.

"G-G-Good..Night..My..T-Treee..."

He slowly went to sleep as the sobbing stopped. It then played what sounded like a violin playing a rather sad song as it slowly faded to animated Leaves & sticks that spelt "THE END!".

The video then ended quickly after that. All I was wondering was What The Fuck was that? I wasn't horrified or anything, just confused as hell. Was that supposed to tell a message or something? I honestly don't know.

However something interesting is that the 2017 Woody Woodpecker movie had quite a similar plot to this cartoon. As it was about somebody trying to chop down the forest Woody was in to build a house. Which that fact makes me think that this most likely is something official.

But If it was official. Why would they make the ending like THAT? I doubt I'll ever know.



Credited to Clank8
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