User:Fireurchin

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Now this is the story all about how

I killed and masacured entire towns

Now I'd like to take a moment just to hold up my hand

And tell you how I became the fuhrer of Deutschland

In Bruseau, Vienna born and raised

On the battlefield's where I spent most of my days

Chillin out, maxing, killing the french

And shooting some russians because of their stench

When a couple of brits, they were uo to no good

Started causing troble in my neighbourhood

I got in one little fight and my mother got mad

Shs said, "you're living with your auntie and your uncle in Deutshland!"

I got on a zepplin, it was all nice

No jews, no blacks, none of those f***ing mice

I thought about what I'd do as fuhrer

But, screw it, I have at least fifty gaschambers in bavaria

I found a house at about zieben or auch

I knew what I should've not

I walked up to the front door and I was like

Forget about knocking, this is my reich