We both know that I was right, but you couldn't grow up and be an honest person, which automatically makes you a degenerate with a vagina, because no real man would lie. 
- — Wolfbearr
- Wow, you're so cool and awesome and great, women are just throwing themselves at you, everyone at school thinks you're the coolest kid in class, you're just great, the best, just the best.
- — FriedTunaWaffles
- Welcome to the Trollpasta wiki. Pissing off creepypasta fans since 2011.
- — Mai sentry
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Now that I have your attention, my name is Lolliepuff, I listen to lots of different music and I really wish we used Message Walls here.
About me
your mom is my waifuuuuuuu
find me and chat and insult me losers
xddddd
i'm me
and i'm you
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?!/1/1//?!?!??!?!/!/!/!/!?
My song
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If ur stooped n u no it clap ur hams
If ur stooped n u no it clap ur hams
If ur stooped n u no it n u rly wona show it
If ur stooped n u no it clap ur hams
ffs what am i doing with my life :|
:D
top kekThese are the pastas I've written, I'll add them in as I made them.
Johnny teh eeeemo skeletun
Johnny the Emo Skeleton was very mad and upset because his female friend from work refused his Facebook friend request. He went home and turned on his webcam and complained a little bit and uploaded it to YouTube. Then he ordered a pizza, but that's when things got really scary.
It was Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance, instead of a normal pizza guy! He had eyeliner running down his cheeks and onto his knees and cock. At first it appeared that he had feces spread all over his cheeks, but it was actually pudding. He was probably seeking comfort foods. His wee-wee had a tattoo of Neil Patrick Harris dressed up like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince eating a taco made out of Spongebob Squarepants.
"This is My Girlfriend Left Me Pizza Pie Special!", Jerry Seinfeld, I mean, Gerard Way exclaimed. He looked... disheveled. He shoved his penis into Johnny's mouth, who gagged and spat it out after taking a bite.
"I thought I ordered pepperoni pizza.", Johnny started. Then he opened the pizza box and examined the toppings and he SHRIEKED IN HORROR!!!!!!!!!
On the pizza was used lady's sponges, mascara, toothpaste smears, eyelashes, and highly realistic gore, and the piece of penis he spit out that teleported into the box.
"Your girlfriend left you because you killed her!!!!!". Johnny's eyebrows tensed, other than that he didn't have eyebrows. Gerard Way laughed and prepared to strike with the razor he normally used to cut himself.
It was pointless, because Johnny the Emo Skeleton was a skeleton and didn't have any hair! Johnny ran to the phone and dialed 911. Then a beautiful baby deer walked past his window and he admired her, so the 911 lady gave up and hung up the phone. Then she masturbated at her desk to thoughts of Justin Bieber and Rosie O'Donnell, but that's for another day.
Jerred cut the wire to the phone, because skeletons can't get a job so Johnny still used a 90s cord phone. Johnny used to work at KFC until PETA threw blood at him and he ate all the blood even though it was actually a new topping for chicken.
"Why do you want to fight me, Gerald? I like emo too. Because we like the same music, we should be friends."
Gerry's face tensed. A vein was about to pop out of his forehead. His eyes became bloodshot.
"I am not emo!", Gary screamed. It was so loud that it ripped open a hole in the space-time continuum. Hyper-realistic blood poured out of all the dead people who went to Heaven.
"... Uh oh." Johnny muttered. He knew The World Was Over.
A giant chicken wearing a PETA shirt fell on the house and it smashed everyone and they died.
The End.
(Written by Cjaymarch84)
Some gay thing I wrote xddddddd
I WAS WALKIN DOWN THA GHETTO STTREATZ WHEN DIS GURL CAEM N STARTID SUKKIN ME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF1!1!1! IT W0Z S000000000000000000000 NIEC THEN I WOZ BOUT 2 CUM AND SHE RAN OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I W0Z S00000000000000000000000 S4D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111 I HERT ME CUZ I HED TO WALK ROUND WIF A HERD DIK XDDDDDDDDDDDD
this is fucking gay xdddddddddddddddddd
(written by me)
Terrible frerard thing i wrote
Because it was deleted for being a skrek ripoff I decided to post it here. enjoy
>be me
>be 17
>jk be 34
>love shrek
>re-enact shrek is love, shrek is life
>but it's not skrek
>it's Gerard Way
>and you're Frank Iero
B)
>inb4 this is fanfiction
(also written by me)http://prntscr.com/8j289b
http://imgur.com/a/N6V78
pls read
no judge1. Pics/links or it didn't happen
2. NO HOMOPHOBES
3. MCR qualifies as emo
4. "ur mum" is very funny, keep using it
5. LOOK AT ME! I'm so edgy!11111!!!!!!!!!!!111 does not make you likeable.
6. "Hi my name is (whateveryournameis)! I don't give a flying fucking shit about this wiki, make me B-Cat!" is a great way to apply for the position.
7. Everytime I say something stupid, kick me.
8. SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM EVERYDAY
9. NO EMOTES
10. Linking /b/ is great! Keep going!
This aint tha last time suttin' like dis happened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! There was tha bullshit wit Kerbin back up in May, dat mah playas blamed only me fo' until two months lata when you finally pulled yo' headz outta yo' asses n' realized, Yo, wait, Celtic was right tha whole time: Kerbinz just a whiny biiiatch. Now here yo ass is, you know I be easy as fuck ta piss off n' you know how tha fuck much I don't give a fuck bout kicking, so you kicked mah crazy ass fo' suttin' dat a gangbangin' fuckton of other playas did n' weren't punished wit intent ta start a gangbangin' flamewar, you started one, couldn't admit dat you was wrong. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SG lied bout what tha fuck he posted, you lied too, even Tuna started whiteknightin you, biatch. Yo ass kicked only me fo' suttin' other playas was guilty of, then quickly pulled some bullshit ta make yo ass look phat by kickin others fo' bustin it too, knowin they'd be kicked cuz if you just stopped all up in mah grill mah playas would know tha real deal.
Then afta you n' any suckas lie some more, you pull a excuse outta yo' ass ta ban me fo' drama dat you was knowingly responsible for, all up in a effort ta git mah playas gangin up on me n' ban me again, just ta peep a big-ass dramafest begin cuz you couldn't be rationizzle n' not kick me fo' suttin' any suckas done did. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Therez not even any drama bullshit until you or Spoooky shows up n' you know it, cuz you two ludd ta piss me off n' whiteknight yourselves.
Yo ass couldn't even simply be real bout any suckas postin tha ASCII n' try ta pull another excuse outta yo' ass. Instead you had ta keep up yo' lie, let every last muthafuckin other retard git roped tha fuck into thankin you right, try ta make me up ta be tha shitty muthafucka n' find a phat cover-up excuse ta ban me fo' suttin' you caused. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! That kick wasn't justified, nor tha ban. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. We both know dat I was right yo, but you couldn't grow up n' be a real person, which automatically make you a thugged-out degenerate wit a vajazzle, cuz no real playa would lie.
This is yo' last chance. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Show some goddamned integrity, lift tha bullshit ban, admit you was wack n' move on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If you don't, mah playas might be thinkin you right yo, but you gonna go bout tha rest of yo' game knowin you lied n' never admitted it, n' by extension is equivalent ta a lil biiiatch wit no integritizzle n' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' disgrace ta tha human race, n' I might be banned fo' all dem days yo, but hey, dat gives me time ta find another hobby n' go bout tha rest of mah game knowin I be a playa of mah word. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! On tha other hand if you do, you could grow up, be a thugged-out dude, move on, end dis drama bullshit dat you started, mah playas might go back ta likin you, you gonna probably git ta keep yo' muthafuckin rights n' I can go back ta havin a aiiight funk time shitpostin cuz I have not a god damn thang betta ta do. It aint nuthin but you chizzle, what tha fuck you gonna do yo, but we both know what tha fuck happened n' what tha fuck should happen.
Translation:
This isn't the first time something like this happened. There was the bullshit with Kerbin back in May, that everyone blamed only me for until two months later when you finally pulled your heads out of your asses and realized, Hey, wait, Celtic was right the whole time: Kerbin's just a whiny bitch. Now here you are, you know I'm easy to piss off and you know how much I hate kicking, so you kicked me for something that a fuckton of other users did and weren't punished with intent to start a flamewar, you started one, couldn't admit that you were wrong. SG lied about what he posted, you lied too, even Tuna started whiteknighting you. You kicked only me for something other users were guilty of, then quickly pulled some bullshit to make yourself look good by kicking others for doing it too, knowing they'd be kicked because if you just stopped at me everyone would know the truth. Then after you and everyone else lie some more, you pull an excuse out of your ass to ban me for drama that you were knowingly responsible for, all in an effort to get everyone ganging up on me and ban me again, just to watch a huge dramafest begin because you couldn't be rational and not kick me for something everyone else did. There's not even any drama bullshit until you or Spoooky shows up and you know it, because you two love to piss me off and whiteknight yourselves. You couldn't even simply be honest about everyone else posting the ASCII and try to pull another excuse out of your ass. Instead you had to keep up your lie, let every other retard get roped into thinking you're right, try to make me out to be the bad guy and find a good cover-up excuse to ban me for something you caused. That kick wasn't justified, nor the ban. We both know that I was right, but you couldn't grow up and be an honest person, which automatically makes you a degenerate with a vagina, because no real man would lie. This is your last chance. Show some goddamned integrity, lift the bullshit ban, admit you were wrong and move on. If you don't, everyone might think you're right, but you'll go about the rest of your life knowing you lied and never admitted it, and by extension are equivalent to a little bitch with no integrity and a disgrace to the human race, and I might be banned for a few days, but hey, that gives me time to find another hobby and go about the rest of my life knowing I'm a man of my word. On the other hand if you do, you could grow up, be a man, move on, end this drama bullshit that you started, everyone might go back to liking you, you'll probably get to keep your rights and I can go back to having a happy fun time shitposting because I have nothing better to do. It's you're choice, what you'll do, but we both know what happened and what should happen.
