User:Tali64³

Tali64³

I show up here rarely.

I made these

Current count: 14

It all started when a Russian woman smashed a guy with a hammer. Anyway, the guy was Super Mario. YAHOO
It all started when I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios and I watched a scary episode of Spongebob. Then I died.
I was looking at a story online and it said, "TO BE CONTINUED." And the sad part was, it never did.
You know how ViacomCBS has a weird way of counting Spongebob episodes? Who gives a shit?
If you're expecting a answer to anything, be disappointed. There isn't one, there never was, there never will be. Now go read this.
I was walking when I saw a car. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
So ur making out with ur girlfriend, but then da phone rings. U answer, and it says, "What r u doing with mi daughter?" Then u realize, the phone was never plugged in! THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?
You hear the phone ringing. You answer it. Now you're dead.
Once upon a time, I played a game called Super Mario and Mario killed me. And you're next!!!!!!!!
Hearing a gurgled meow, you pick up your cat and throw it in the trash. WHAT A TWIST!
I used to be normal. Now I'm not. Deal with it.
She was running, she was scared. And he caught her, now she's impaired.
There was once an unbreakable DVD. If it broke, it would always reappear. How did it do it? Magic? Some kind of reassembly technology? Nobody knows.
I know you're not going to believe what I'm going to say, so I won't say it. Good night, everybody!