User talk:Kerbin
To: Kerbin
I am objecting to making a spinoff list, "HEIL *insert name here*, and my original one-sentence pasta, "I died wasted", candidates for deletion.
Here are my reasons:
1. "HEIL *insert name here*" isn't supposed to be a story. It is a Community list that anyone can add to (just like "Categories That Will Never Be Made"). Plus, the first link that I added is not spam. 2. "I died wasted" is just an attempt to make a really pointless, one-sentence-long pasta. I made this because I was bored.
I hope you understand my explanations well and spare those pages from being deleted.
--Владимир Ролдаников (talk) 23:38, January 16, 2015 (UTC)
Welcome
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Please leave a message on my talk page if I can help with anything!
SOMEGUY123 (talk) 20:07, January 6, 2015 (UTC)
Thebigpuppy (talk) 20:11, January 8, 2015 (UTC) Hey I see you put my pasta for delete. Dude not cool. JEFF EATS JANE is still up why don't you go to that one.
Please stop trying to get everybody's pastas deleted
I was looking at the wiki activity page and the entire bottom half was flooded with you adding the "PLZ DELETE THIS NOW KTHX" category to every page in existence. We're not the Creepypasta Wiki and don't have nearly as high quality standards. Afterall, this is trollpasta we're talking about and these pastas are made to be shitty. People shouldn't have to worry about the wiki becoming equivalent to Nazi Europe because you don't laugh at anything. You're doing more harm than good. Asdfpotato (talk) 01:14, January 17, 2015 (UTC)
I take back the thing about my one-sentence pasta.
To: Kerbin
I take back about that one-sentence pasta of mine thing. It's really bad, please delete it.
Владимир Ролдаников (talk) 09:12, January 17, 2015 (UTC)
Thank you.
To: Kerbin
Thanks for the prompt reply. I appreciate that.
Владимир Ролдаников (talk) 01:52, January 18, 2015 (UTC)
ayy
I think you're a pretty cool guy
eh bans faggots and doesnt afriad of anythign
Hello Kiddos. Handsome Jack here. (talk) 18:04, February 23, 2015 (UTC)
Kerbin for mother patrixxx when will we continue our purge?
D Wulf (talk) 14:52, April 13, 2015 (UTC)
When did we ever "stop" the purge? We never did, and the purge will always slowly continue, and will probably last as long as this community will exist, because there are so many bad articles out there in need of removal.
Kerbin (talk) 19:26, April 13, 2015 (UTC)
A hater of which I don't know of has banned your lord and savior so can you please unban your glorious father so I can stick again Super Father (talk) 02:36, April 14, 2015 (UTC) Super Father
Molasses
If you are wondering about what I said, yes, Molasses does taste like sugar. PrinceCreeper (talk) 14:49, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
Super Script
We zoom into the Super Family House.
Super Mommy: Honey, you have to clean the house, Super Grandpa is coming over.
Super Father: Super Grandpa, oh great, he’s almost as bad as Super Son. I fucking hate him.
Super Mommy: Just shut your fucking mouth and clean the goddamn house.
Super Father: Okay, jesus fucking christ.
Super Mommy: Good.
Super Father: Time to clean this motherfucker.
- cut to shitty montage of super father cleaning the house with stock images of a house interior*
Super Father: Okay, you stupid bitch, I’ve cleaned everything.
Super Mommy: Good. Super Grandpa should be here in about 20 minutes.
- 20 fucking minutes later……*
Super Grandpa: I’m here, bitches.
Super Mommy: Hello, Super Grandpa.
Super Grandpa: Shut the fuck up you stupid fat $5 ho.
Super Father: Hey, she is a $20 ho!
Super Grandpa: That’s overpriced.
Super Mommy: Super Grandpa, why the fuck do you hate me?
Super Grandpa: I hate you because you’re a fucking overpriced prostitute that married my son.
Super Father: Jesus, Super Grandpa, are you on your fucking period?
Super Grandpa: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME! YOU WILL FUCKING DIE!
- Super Grandpa attempts to punch Super Father, but Super Father dodges*
Super Father: That’s it, bitch, it’s on.
- insert shitty fight here*
Super Grandpa: Nice try, imposter.
- Super Grandpa removes the mask off of the fake Super Grandpa, revealing it to be Super Son.*
Super Father: Holy unnecessary plot twist!
Super Son: Super Daddy I fucking hate you
Super Father: Shut the fuck up, you little piece of shit.
Super Grandpa: You couldn’t even beat up a fly if you tried, Super Son.
Super Son: Shut the fuck up i’ll kill you!
Super Grandpa: I’d like to see you try, bitch.
Super Son: Mommy i want to crawl in your vagina
Super Mommy: Get the fuck away from me, I would have had you aborted if I had the money.
Super Grandpa: Can somebody please remove this little shit-stain already?
Super Father: Time to remove this little turd from the face of the fucking planet.
- Super Father pulls out rocket launcher “Murderizer 9000” and shoots Super Son, causing him to explode and fly away*
Super Son: Looks like super son is blasting off again
Super Grandpa: Though, Super Father, I still wish that you married a better woman.
- Super Grandma arrives*
Super Grandma: What the fuck did I miss?
Super Father: Oh, nothing much.
Everyone laughs as we zoom out of the house.
THE END
PrinceCreeper (talk) 13:47, April 26, 2015 (UTC)
Hey Kebrin
I think you might want to keep up with Celtics latest adventures.
02:51, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
Kerbin
My application was passed, after a very short amount of time ;)
01:50, May 12, 2015 (UTC)
Ok...
...I hope I won't be getting the "Celtic-treatment" from you, because I thought we were actually pretty good friends.
"The aura is with me!!"|--CARTER[[File:Lucario zpsf4ae0a08.gif|0x100px]] 10:36, May 30, 2015 (UTC)
Banned again.
SS decided it would be a great idea to fucking ban me for no reason rather then to piss me off, can you unban me?
Here's the resource pack you asked for:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/gogdz10yxa27pxs/ClawCraft.zip
Clawson263 (talk) 14:20, June 10, 2015 (UTC)
Leave
i probably wont be coming here as much anymore so i just wanted to leave you my skype (lieutenantlesbian) and just let you know, ttyl on other wikis/tumblr/whatever man Skunkette (talk) 15:05, June 19, 2015 (UTC)
You should check out the "Special" Page
609=69 lel
609 edits. 609-0=69.lelelele.can you tell that im bored?
23:03, June 29, 2015 (UTC)
Get on again.
Deoderant Toothpaste (talk) 20:12, July 12, 2015 (UTC)
what are you lads playing? SOMEGUY123 (talk) 21:03, July 12, 2015 (UTC)
i guess you're dead
DED — DED (DED • DED) 04:07, October 10, 2015 (UTC)
ey
are you still lurking the site? just askin'
SOMEGUY123 (talk) 16:40, October 14, 2015 (UTC)
Sup, spanky?
Miss me?
"The aura is with me!!"|--CARTER[[File:Lucario zpsf4ae0a08.gif|0x100px]] 13:05, October 14, 2015 (UTC) Since you left before Celtic finally answered, I thought I'd tell you what he said. Basically, he said that conservatism is better because welfare is a waste of money. About freedom and stability, he answered that conservative governments don't care about their citizens. When I realized that his answer for money was just a reason that he disliked liberalism, I asked him again, but he just told me to "read [his] books". A true scholar. SneakSnakes (talk) 23:56, December 2, 2015 (UTC) I thought you died. --Carter (talk) 17:21, December 10, 2015 (UTC)
