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It's the time...

http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Buttercup.avi

That's all

--血 4 life, I ain't talkin' no shit muthafucka 00:49, April 9, 2015 (UTC)

RE: I'm sorry

Well, it's okay. But I recommend that when typing down your next works, you must type in in Notepad instead so you couldn't accidentally delete everything. I'll be viewing it as soon as it is posted.

--血 4 life, I ain't talkin' no shit muthafucka 06:47, April 12, 2015 (UTC)

First off, LOVE the Critic. One of my favorite series's on this site. Seond, if you ever need a shorter pasta to rip to shit, i've got one.

From bae,with love

14:38, June 15, 2015 (UTC)

A bad creepypoopsa

I found this b4 i joined Trollpasta. It's short, but the level of shitty-ness is AMAZING.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Behemoth

Yo fan, 18:13, June 17, 2015 (UTC)

More failpastas

Anyway, it's me Memez, the founder of the paranormal-researching Enterprises, who apparently currently has no friends to talk to or research the paranormal with for some weird reason, to request some other review on this: 666.exe (after the shorter Buttercup.avi which is just equally as bad)

It's surprisingly shitty of how a satanic paranormal entity can't even capitalize and use punctuation properly (because apparently these anomalies can't really use computers for shit, as they have things to do), and they even use the internet as a current to murder people... Sounds interesting. Until special mention goes to the end, where Satan is actually nice enough to give the protagonist a computer to leak about the entire experience... (even through the protagonist is already their "toy") As well as the first part, "What happened to me was a true story." Eugh, actually it used to creep me out when it was in CPW but now I think I crack up just reading that shit. It's a long failpasta after a trio of short ones, I don't know if it's pretty much the same, but I'm sure it has damaged some of my brain cells.

BRB, looking at Squigly images to calm myself down.

--VEhBVCdTIFdIQVQgSSBUSE9VR0hULi4u 07:47, June 27, 2015 (UTC)

A Post involving shitty stories.

Sorry Memez, but i'm gonna have to 1-up you. Gotterdammerung.Still on CPW, involves Hitler and Slenderman. Rally-X. Absofuckinglutely nothing happens in that pasta

,and finally Battery Ditto. it is nothing but Ditto sex and weirdness.Srry i cant post links, doing all this from a flip phone. 05:18, June 29, 2015 (UTC)

KALLAB RUHKWEST

<¤> Titan. Titan. TITAN WAKE UP! Me and Memez had the idea of collab-ing with you. Are you up 5 the challenge? 07:05, July 10, 2015 (UTC)

THUH BEEGEST CREETIC EYEVER

<¤> It's a Critic, but no ORDINARY Critic. The biggest Critic ever! Four stories, three reviewers. You focus on a story, Memez focuses on one, and so do i. Then we destroy a fourth together with the power of FRIENDSHI.. NO I-I MEAN (KOFF) Criticism.I have my story. 16:44, July 10, 2015 (UTC)

Shuggurath

<¤> You're gonna have to talk to Memez, i cant make a page from my phone. 18:29, July 10, 2015 (UTC)

WAYT

<¤> WAIT. Write your part, then message the entire story to me. Memez will write his and do the same, and i will message mine to Memez. We will post them as an actual story too, to fit in with the Wikiverse. 00:35, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

Adendumb

<¤> Also, read up on Ihsoy, make a couple criticisms but leave a few for me and Memez. 00:38, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

This

<¤> Dammit, you're right. Ask Memez for his, im on a flip phone so im screwed. FIVE HOURS OF TYPING AWAITS ME. 02:00, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

Have you?

<¤> Also, have you already started on yours? Because it kinda seems like a Trollpasta to me. 02:11, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

Trust meh m80

<¤> Search on CPW for Battery Ditto. I've read it twice and i still dont know wtf it was. 02:39, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

Lawl

<¤> I was waiting for you to come to that conclusion on your own. 03:55, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

About Collab Contribution...

<¤> If you haven't seen it already, I'll be working on Wii C U. Even if it looks confusing, the collab will be in the SAME page, so all stories and their critique are included in one page. The thing is that, all comments left by that person must be labeled with the name of who commented (Memez: Like this, for example). After it is finished, I will send it to your via email, if you have one. I had an email on yahoo.com, through, which is xxgodofmemezxx@yahoo.com.

(Plus, do you know that I had a series based on your own as well? Try to find it on Bonesy's talk page, it's pretty amazing just like yours.)

--VEhBVCdTIFdIQVQgSSBUSE9VR0hULi4u 05:27, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

Memez's Epic Collab Contribution

Nice entry! I've also sent my entry to your email, hope that was good. For Ihsoy, I plan this: You will create both the beginning and the end, and then put your own comments in specific parts but not all parts, then send it to me and I'll give my comments, then I'll send it to Bonesy who after editing it will send it back to you.

--VEhBVCdTIFdIQVQgSSBUSE9VR0hULi4u 14:58, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

buhnuhnuh

<¤> Working on the story of why we have to critique stories

(My series's mythos is weird.) Did you find one you 'like'? Also, go to 'My Preferences' and click the 'Use wikitext' box. 18:36, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

Think of it as a teaser

<¤> I literally cant email you. Pretty much the only thing i CAN do is edit talk pages. 19:04, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

News

Looks like Bonesy is almost done doing his critique on Rally-X on his computer, and he add a hilarious comment every sentence. However, you might need to wait for him to release his part for a bit before we can make the final part of the collab.

--Gimme the information, The Mind wants to know 09:45, July 16, 2015 (UTC)

Wall o' text.

[This is the ending to the three small reviews, and the entry to the BIG one.](As Bonesy said those last words, the scroll in front of him burst into flames, and turned to ash before him. But it wasn't ogre yet. It's never ogre.The room faded around him, revealing the Library as Memez and Titan ran beside him.Titan tried to open the door, but instead broke it's handle off. A small laptop floated down from the ceiling with a single word on it.) (Ihsoy.)

17:26, July 19, 2015 (UTC)

KK

Yeah, your idea is better. My story was written on a scroll, Memez had a book, and you have a computer. If you could come to chat tomorrow i'll give my review via PM. Also if you haven't already, check TPoTM voting. 21:32, July 20, 2015 (UTC)

My Part

I still can't believe what happened.

(Bonesy:"But DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAAAGIC, IN A YOUNG GIRL'S HEART...)

I worked at the arcade.

(Bonesy:"Pffft,nerd.)

It was only briefly, because the arcade closed down after eight months.

(Bonesy:"Much to the dismay of many mothers, as it meant that their sons wouldn't leave the basement until anther one was built.)

The arcade was in this small building that used to be the local Goodwill store until it moved to a bigger location.

(Bonesy:"Will this be on the test?)

After that the building was for rent,and in came the arcade.

(Bonesy:"That building is a whore.")

The arcade had some of the newest arcade games, which made it's closing surprising to me.

(Bonesy:"Am i ever going to need ANY of this information?)

I have to face the fact that arcades don't really stay in business much these days, because people can play games in their own homes.

(Bonesy:"Insert old man reminiscing about the past here.)

But still,you can't get an experience like "Dark Escape 4d"

(Bonesy:"WHAT THE FUCK IS A DARK ESCAPE 4D???)

at home, or anything with motion simulators for that matter.

(Bonesy:"Bitch pls, Oculus Rift.")

The arcade dedicated one section of the building to classic arcade games.

(Bonesy:"Two things. 1. They'd be stupid not too. 2.Am i going to need ANY of this??")

They had Pac-man,Donkey Kong,Road Blasters, a Black Knight pinball machine, TRON, and a bunch of space shooters,among some other titles.

(Bonesy:"No Dig Dug? And also, HOLY SHIT RUN-ON SENTENCES.)

Right in the corner of the classic arcade games section was an old Rally-X.

(Bonesy:"What the hell is a Rally-X?")

When gamers actually did come in to play games,Rally-X wasn't exactly their first choice.

(Bonesy:"Are you gonna answer me writer? The fuck is a Rally-X??")

It actually was a bit dusty, and it was pretty old looking.

(Bonesy:"Old LOOKING? So it's new, but looks old?)

I remember trying to scrub some obscenities someone wrote on the machine in permanent marker.

(Bonesy:"These obscenities were green in color, but then they had a grey overtone.You may wonder what caused this...)

Ugh, i hate it when people make my job harder!

(Bonesy:"GOD FORBID SOMEONE MAKES YOUR ENTITLED ASS WORK FOR MONEY! Lazy cunt..."

One day after work i noticed the Rally-X machine was on a level.

(Bonesy:"Level one? Two? Three?...You've been giving obscure details all this time, why not now?")

I guessed someone had abandoned their game,and i felt sorry for it,so i played it.

(Bonesy:"Weirdo.")

Yeah, i'm strange,i know, shut up.

(Bonesy:"I didn't add that. That was the actual sentence. FUCK YOU.")

Anyhow, i went over and grabbed the joystick and began moving the car around,

(Bonesy:"Rally was nervous at first, but after i sweet talked him his joystick doubled in size.)

but i couldn't find any flags, and there was nothing on the radar.

(Bonesy:"The writer automatically assumes we know anything about Rally-X.We don't.Stop.)

There were no rocks, no enemies, nothing but the blue car.

(Bonesy:"Again,i know nothing about Rally-X.")

I was about to unplug the game and plug it back in, when a loud crash sound came from the game,scaring the crap out of me.

(Bonesy:"Racing game, crash sounds, seems kinda.... how do i say this.... normal?")

I looked up to see what happened and saw the words, "Don't do that!", on the screen.

What the crap?

(Bonesy:"First swear out of your mouth is "What the crap"? ARE YOU FUCKING NINE???")

Then the game over came up and it went back to normal.

I looked in the quarter box and discovered that there was no quarter in the box at all.

(Bonesy:"I was waiting to pop out in that damn box. He didnt even notice me, and he closed it before i could've popped out.)

No one had been playing.

(Bonesy:"Liar,Casper was playing that game.")

The next day i put in a quarter during break and played the game, but nothing happened.

(Bonesy:"Maybe you handled his joystick too roughly.)

So i stayed after work that night.

(Bonesy:"One question...WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STAYING AFTER HOURS YOU FUCKING COCKMOLLUSK?!?! WAS IT A HUNCH?!? DO YOU NOT HAVE FAMILY OR PETS THAT NEED FEEDING?!?!")

Sure enough, the game started without any quarters being inserted, and there was nothing but the car.

(Bonesy:"Sure enough? SURE ENOUGH?? <Does breathing excersises>)

I decided to try something.

(Bonesy:"Anal?")

I looked around to make sure no one was watching, knowing full well this was crazy,

(Bonesy:"IS he actually going to try anal? Holy shit, i can bend reality.)

and then i started talking to the game.

(Bonesy:"..." <Bashes hand to bits on wall> FUCKING WHY??????!??!?!??LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID,WRITER!!! NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER FUCKING HAND, AND THEY AREN'T FUCKING CHEAP!!!")

Hi.

(Bonesy:"Hello.....was it meeee youuu were lookin' for?")

The machine buzzed for a moment, and then the word "Hello" appeared on the screen.

(Bonesy:"Sentient video game.Sentient. Video. Game. SENFUCKINGTIENT VIDEO FUCKING GAME?!?!?")

I was a bit startled,

(Bonesy:"NO SHIT SHERLOCK, A VIDEO GAME JUST FUCKING TALKED TO YOU!!")

since i wasn't even sure if it was going to work.I stuttered for a bit, trying to think of what to say next.I decided to start with the basics and asked, "What's your name?".

(Bonesy:"Ebony Ivory Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way , but just call me AngelofDeath the Killer.)

In response the title screen came up,but instead of saying Rally-X it just said Rally.

(Bonesy:"When is this going to get scary? After pointless plot details? Okay.")

That's you're name?

(Bonesy:"I didn't misspell that. That was what he wrote.")

I asked, to which the game replied with the game theme.

(Bonesy:"AGAIN,I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RALLY-X.The theme could be the Silent Hill nurse dry humping a thermonuclear fuel rod for all i know.")

I assumed that i was talking to the racer shown on the side of the game.

(Bonesy:"Nope, you were talking to a kid who drowned. Think his name was Ben,or Jerry or....")

So i talked to Rally for a while,and i came back every day after work.

(Bonesy:"He was a bit shy at first,but when i came back at night Christia-I MEAN- Rally was a freak.)

I noticed none of the other games talked, just Rally.I asked Rally why this was, to which he replied

(Bonesy:"Lolololol im sew smardt.)

that he was better than the other games,

(Bonesy:"Not better than whatever the fuck Dark Escape 4d is.)

which surprised me since he never seemed full of himself before.One day he asked me if he could tell me something,

(Bonesy:"You know i'm a dude, right?")

and i said sure. Then all of the sudden the text he used to talk turned black.

(Bonesy:"Once you go black...)

It said,"I came into this world with high expectations. I had good graphics,unique gameplay, all of the ingredients to a successful game.In 1980 at the AMOA trade show,i was told i was the best of the best. But i didn't even come in third place. I still don't understand it.

(Bonesy:"I don't either Rally.When is this gonna get creepy? Like, you know, Creepypasta?")

I did moderately well, but i can't get over this fact that i don't live up to the expectations placed on me.What made Pac-Man better than me? We were both maze games, but people liked his maze better that mine. He got his own cartoon for pete's sake!

(Bonesy:"Who the fuck is Pete??? Not really a story criticism, but i don't understand the saying.")

And what did i get?

(Bonesy:"Sentience? Free speech? A guy who handles your joystick for free?")

One sequel and a dozen cheap ripoffs.

After reading this i felt slightly disturbed.Rally knew so much about the outside world, but i also felt sorry for him.Then,he started ranting about how his graphics were better than Pac-Man's and Defender's and how he should have become famous.

(Bonesy:"And how he should've gotten an affedavit for his wife, and how he should've voted for Pedro as Class President...")

He wasn't sad, like i initially thought. He was jealous and bitter.Eventually the game went back to the start screen, and when i tried talking to the game i realized the janitor was right behind me

(Bonesy:"He was taking deep whiffs of my hair,while staring at a picture of Heather Locklear.")

asking what the heck i was doing still here and why i was talking to a video game.

(Bonesy:" Protagonist:Because i have at least eighty mental diseases.")

It was closing time and i had to go home.

(Bonesy:"Didn't stop you before.")

I didn't get much sleep that night. What Rally said bugged me.At work a kid came to me with a problem.

(Bonesy:" Kid:Hair is starting to grow in weird places,and pimples are on my face, and my voice is weird. Can you help me, random worker?")

Pac-man wasn't working right.I looked at the screen and saw the game was on the kill screen that usually popped up when the player reached level 256,

(Bonesy:"I never get past level nine. Also,why do we need this information?")

but the kid had just started the game. I gave the kid his quarter back,and put the "Out of order" sign on the machine,but i saw the car from Rally-X drive across the screen. No one else seemed to notice.

(Bonesy:"That's because you're a psychopath who talks to vidya gaemes.)

I didn't want to stay after work that day,but i was worried Rally might do something worse if i didn't.

(Bonesy:"Like write swears on the side of a machine in permanent marker. STOP MAKING ME WORK FOR MONEY!")

I put my phone on a charger before going to talk to Rally.When i went to talk to him, he was bragging about what he had done, and it kinda sickened me how sadistic he was being,

(Bonesy:"Creepypasta rule No.8 :Anything related to computers will become sadistic at one point.)

taking joy that the game was out of order and might be taken out of the arcade.He started going into detail, saying he could imagine it rotting in a scrapyard (I don't think he really understands broken games don't go to scrapyards like broken cars do.)

(Bonesy:"THEY DON'T!?!?! Five years of dumpster diving for Polybius, all for naught.)

and he implied that he was going to take out some other games next.

(Bonesy:"Is he a fuckin' fifties mobster?")

I got really mad.

(Bonesy:"YOU'RE MAKING MY JOB HARD YOU FRICK, STOP IT.")

He was taking out other games to try and get gamers to play his.I started yelling at him,

(Bonesy:"Like a psychopath.")

telling him how sick he was,not caring if the janitor or anyone else heard and thought i was crazy.

(Bonesy:"No one thinks it, unnamed protagonist. They KNOW it.")

When i was done,for what seemed like hours but was probably a few minutes, the room was silent.Then,the game screen started flickering.The screen showed Rally, furious at me.He stated that he could do whatever he wanted,and i couldn't do anything about it.

(Bonesy:"GOD MOM, I'M A GROWN MAN. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.I'M GOING TO JOIN LINKIN PARK!")

I told him i could, and went for the (butt)plug to prove my point, but when i touched it, it burned my hand.The game was making loud high pitched sounds, my hand was throbbing with pain, and i started crying.

(Bonesy:"Pussy.")

I was so scared.Then the screen stopped flickering,the game sounds stopped,and all was quiet except for my crying.I got up and looked at the screen. "I'm sorry" it said.

(Bonesy:"Sentient vidya gaem with a conscience?? Fuck this shit <Goes to other planet>)

I was confused, and then the game broke down.The whole cabinet was hot.Rally had overheated himself in his rage.

(Bonesy:"And then everyone fucked and died the end.)

Some repairmen tried to see what happened,but they couldn't explain how a game just suddenly overheated.My employer concluded

(Bonesy:"Because fuck just saying "My boss said". Gotta just be a fancy mothafucka, don'tcha?")

that because the game was so old, it just malfunctioned,but i knew better.One thing i know is that Rally isn't dead.

(Bonesy:"<In shitty M.Night voice> WHAT A TWEEST!!!")

You see, my phone which was charging suddenly had a Rally-X background, all the ringtones were replaced with Rally-X sound effects and music, and i now have Rally-X Rumble on my phone.

(Bonesy:"WHAT THE FUCK IS A RALLY-X RUMBLE??!?!??!)

I guess Rally figured out how to make sure he would always be able to get someones attention.Once i got an angry phone call from someone who had recieved a prank phone call.I still think of Rally as a friend,

(Bonesy:"WHY!?!")

and sometimes i still talk to him.Whenever i talk about the last incident, he changes the subject.It appears to make him uncomfortable.Rally knew what was going on outside of his game.

(Bonesy:"BUT HOW!???!")

I don't know whether all games are capable of this.Like i said earlier, none of the other games in the arcade talked to me.But was that by choice,or because they were incapable?

(Bonesy:"I'm willing to bet a lot of money on "Choice".)

I tried asking Rally,but he still says it's because he's better,

(Bonesy:"Narcissistic bastard.)

so i guess i'll never really know for sure.

(Bonesy:"Soooo,all he did was talk to you, break a game,burn you, and hack your phone? Nobody died? BUUULLLLSSSSHHHHIIIITTT!!!!! AND YOU NEVER TOLD US YOUR NAME,WHAT THE FUCK WRITER!?!??!?!?!)

(As Bonesy said those last words, the scroll in front of him was set ablaze, and turned to ash before him.)

19:53, July 21, 2015 (UTC)

Just about time.

Well, I'm gonna wait for it to finish. I'm sure we'll have some fun. It's also a good idea to edit each other's comments to make them funnier. Also, if it's fully released, I might need to nerf my part on Wii C U for a bit, since after looking at it it seems kinda boring. Also, I'll be the one who will make the transition scene.

--Gimme the information, The Mind wants to know 19:45, July 23, 2015 (UTC)

YaY

You should join our Unturned party so we can discuss stuff. Be on chat 2morrow 4 details. 04:49, July 24, 2015 (UTC)

Transition scene

I've sent you the transition scene, you can check for it in your mail. Oh, and you missed Bonesy, you should come in whenever he's on the chat. Plus, send the Ihsoy commentary to my mailbox if it's done and then I'll fuck it up further more next. If Bonesy is finished with it, then either of us can make an end sequence.

--Gimme the information, The Mind wants to know 17:32, July 24, 2015 (UTC)

That's okay anyway, because I can't really get insane. So, well, that's fine. I hope you finish it soon, through. Just don't give out too much comments, that would be hard work. Plus, don't really know how would be the rundown, but I'd have Bonesy do it, or, come to the chat if Bonesy is on so we can discuss about this stuff.

(Also, the episode 7 premier is on my wiki, on the same location of the Trollpasta Critic series.)

--Gimme the information, The Mind wants to know 14:59, July 25, 2015 (UTC)

Not having Wi-Fi at my house sux

Yer gonna have to talk to Memez,i'm internet dead for a while.I can edit talk pages but i cant go on Unturned or chat. 17:39, July 25, 2015 (UTC)

Rundown

So, because of that Bonesy's wi-fi is currently out, I will describe a run-down on this Unturned business (You can call me the Lord of Description btw, I like to describe shit.)

Anyway, Unturned is played on Steam. If you haven't heard of it, look it up, and download it on its own website. It takes a bit of a time to download Steam. I don't really know if you have Steam or not so I'll just describe it. Then, download Unturned. It downloads pretty fast, actually, so you don't have to wait that long.

At this point, I suggest you practice stuff in Singleplayer, since we'll playing on a server.

If you think you're ready for some serious action, the server's name is "Maplestory Scandia." No, seriously, that's the name. Or, if the server list is too long or that you can't find it, here's the IP: 50.46.176.209 (left the port and the pass the same)

If you're on the server, notify me about it on my talk page. That server is where we'll discuss stuff as well as play together.

Oh, and I had a lot of projects like pastas going on my mind right now, so while in your time, I'll wait for you to finish the partial Ihsoy reviews as well as doing my businesses, then as I said, mail it to me and I'll fuck it up next. After all, this collab will be a great success, no matter how long this may take.

--Gimme the information, The Mind wants to know 08:10, July 26, 2015 (UTC)

Collab status

I've successfully done my comments on Ihsoy. Actually, that didn't really took long. Now let's wait for Bonesy to finish his comments and the finale to the "story." It's going to be a great success (through I may have to edit some things that I contributed to this collab after it is posted to make them not too boring, through).

This collab should be titled: "Creepypasta Critic's Castle (or Mansion) Collaboration Celebration"

(Oh, and by the way. "The Mind" is supposed to be Memez's version of the CPC's "God." My fictional things usually have a lore behind it, so try to find a documentation for it in my wiki.)

--Gimme the information, The Mind wants to know 11:33, August 3, 2015 (UTC)


http://pastebin.com/TNfG5H1U Finished my part,i'll write the ending while i'm offline. WE'RE NEARLY DONE

17:45, August 4, 2015 (UTC)

Ending to le collab

When Oiram fell to the floor, dead after the gigantic amount of criticism thrown towards him, the lock on the door of the Library melted away as Remilia and Flandre walked in.They were laughing hysterically, as if they just told each other the greatest joke in the world.

Bonesy:"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!"

Flandre:"The funniest thing EVER!"

Titan:"Awww, i thought there was an actual party."

Memez:"Why did you do this,again?"

Remilia:"Well, for one, we wanted to see what you could do. And two, it was funny as hell."

Bonesy squeezed his temples, which did absolutely nothing but it made him feel better.

Bonesy:"So we just drove cross-dimension for a party that doesn't exist?"

Flandre:"Yeah, i kinda feel bad about that. We could get some cake and some booze."

Memez:"You also owe us gas money."

Flandre:"Meh, seems fair. LET'S GET CRUUUUUUNNNKKK!!"

Memez:"Wait, where's Patchouili? And why did she let you start a prank in her Library?"

IN THE LIVING ROOM.

Patchouili is passed out on a couch.Various accesories are drawn on her face, like a mustache,a monocle, and Dickbutt.

BACK AT LIBRARY.

Flandre:"Well, she didn't say we COULDN'T."

Bonesy:"Ah,whatever.LETS GET SHITFACED!"

Titan:"HELL YEAH!!!"

They got some sake and some cake and absolutely crunked Scarlet Devil Mansion to hell and back.Everyone woke up with a pounding headache except for Bonesy (Being a skeleton has perks).The group said goodbye to Flandre and Remilia, piled into the ship, and flew off into their own dimension.

Flandre:"We should invite them back some time. They're pretty cool guys."

Remilia:"Yeah,we should.Wanna get some more cake?"

Flandre:"Yeah!"

Remilia and Flandre walked into the kitchen, opened up the box the cake ws supposed to be in, and were faced with naught but a note.

"I O U another cake. Regards,Bonesy."


Bonesy sat at the pilots chair, cake in hand.He nibbled at the end of it with a smile.

THEND _________________________________________________________________________________________

This collab was between American Titan, Godofmemez, and A Rather hilarious Bone Structure.Hope you enjoyed! If you didn't, then please suck my bony dick.

17:03, August 7, 2015 (UTC)

wait 5 me

I have a little starting story for the top of the collab, will give it to you when i get back online. 23:04, August 7, 2015 (UTC)

We deed it mang, we da best mang

I think we finally did it! We should collab more, maybe on an Adventures styled thingy.We even got a couple comments!

15:21, August 17, 2015 (UTC)

wtf?

Thanks for your credit. Just in case you were wondering, I actually took my time out of school to edit your series. Plus, for those arrows, I just manually remove them myself, because I'm pretty tough. Sometimes, actually, the reality hates us. But if we work together it's all great. Again, thanks for the credit.

(Why is the corruption cruel enough to delete the collab?)

--Gimme the information, The Mind wants to know 14:20, September 7, 2015 (UTC)

Some various notes

The entire collab is saved on my wiki. Should you leave a link to it on your profile page? Even through it's shameless self-advertising, it's the only backup I have. Or should I upload it on another text dump site and have you leaving a link to it on your profile page?

Also, I'm planning on releasing Trollpasta Critic 10 on my birthday, September 17th. If you haven't noticed already, TPC No. 8 and No. 9 is out. To see which shitty stories TPC No. 10 is on, check the "Next episode." Also, as you can see, my mind is pretty resistant to shitty stories, demonstrated in TPC No. 9, where I (in TPC guise) fuck up five stories at all once.

--Gimme the information, The Mind wants to know 09:32, September 11, 2015 (UTC)

lol

"Also, fuck SOMEGUY. I sent him a message on putting this back up on here, and he hasn't responded for WEEKS now."

what message

SOMEGUY123 (talk) 11:28, September 11, 2015 (UTC)

NP

No problem. People these days, they're assholes. I call this abomination of a half-assed internet society the "Corruption." Thanks to my smart mind, I actually have the collab saved on my wiki. You could say that I was the most kindest person you met, if you will.

If you want to add some jokes to the collab, you'd make a Wikidot and join my wiki... Or, another way, tell me the jokes you want to add, and say the certain section you want to add it to. I'll add them to the collab page.

--Gimme the information, The Mind wants to know 14:19, September 11, 2015 (UTC)

No problem

I copy pasted all your pastas onto this google doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pALN4NCn64hUr_IozYdJL7psQFRSz1MqC9FwGGBiVac/edit?usp=sharing

All the text is in source mode on classic editor, so if you want to copy paste them you should do it there.

Mai sentry (talk) 21:48, September 22, 2015 (UTC)

thnx

Thanks man, if you ever have a comedy sketch or need a sandboz to work out a trollpasta critic before you post it as a whole you can use my wiki.A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 00:14, September 23, 2015 (UTC)

Lel.gif

Same as Bonesy's message. I'm glad we finally worked things out, so I'm also gonna move my reviews there if I have time so they can get more recognition, even through they involves Touhou but whatever.

Oh, and on a side note, your critics weren't just deleted. The corrupt admins of this wiki has apparently set up an entire lie to delete "specific" trollpastas without any good reason, other than... Well, you know. Plus, you can join my wiki, I sent an invitation.

--Gimme the information, The Mind wants to know 08:53, September 23, 2015 (UTC)

Important

Stop advertising your wiki, it's against this Wiki's rules, and in Wikia in general. --Skepolo 13:04, September 26, 2015 (UTC)