VVVVVVVVVV Prototype
BEFORE YOU READ: I had no intention of this crappypasta being like this. One of my friends took over and made it a full-on SONIC.EXE ripoff. So, prepare for shit.
VVVVVV. An awesome 8-bit game by Terry. It really brings back nostalgia. I've completed it, but recently, I've seen a prototype of the game, entitled VVVVVVVVVV.exe. So, I'm going to play it, and tell you what I saw.
It started when I was at an auction. I was looking for some good items to bid on, then I saw the VVVVVVVVVV.exe prototype disk. I won the auction, but when I was handed the disk, they said something, under their breath. I think it was "I wouldn't put that in your PC if I were you..."
Anyways, I took it home, put the disk in the drive, and waited for the game to load. When the game loaded, I saw a blank room with my character in it, Outer Space esque. I moved to the left, but Viridian just got sad and said "No! He's going to take my life!" I got freaked out, so I decided to go right as fast as I could, but it seemed like an infinite tunnel. Eventually, the level began to get darker and I heard lots of banging. Shortly afterward, I hit an invisible wall.
That's when it came. A maroon-coloured stickman went after my character, inching closer and closer, and the screen getting more and more red... Then it killed my character. I tried closing the window, but the stickman was still there. Then I realized that my cursor froze. I couldn't do anything. So I tried to turn off my computer, but then a scary image filled the screen, that said: "You shouldn't have taken this copy." on top of an image of Viridian, being snapped in half by the dead stickman.
I tried turning off the computer and turning it back on, but it was no use. The image was still there when the computer booted back up. So, I tried unplugging it and scanning a magnet next to my hard drive, but I got shocked and fainted.
After I regained consciousness, I booted the computer and re-installed windows with my old install disc I got with the computer. However, I found a .vvvvvv file called "him" on the VVVVVVVVVV.exe disk. I returned the disc shortly after. Don't buy it. Not for a penny, not for a dollar, not even for a million dollars. And if you do, don't destroy it. I have a feeling he'll escape if you do.
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