Venomous Cats!

I WAS TALKNING TO MY CAT AND IT SAID HI AND I SAID HI BACK AND THEN IS TARTED TO GET USSPCIOUS THA T IT WAS A PERSON THEN I THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT THEN TURNED AROUND AND IT STRANGLED ME WITH PIANO WIRE AND STUFF BUT IS SURVIVED AND PUNCHED IT IN THE FUCKING HEAD, SHORTLY, I LOOKED BEHIND ME AND THERE WAS A DOG FOLDING ITS ARMS, SEEMINGLY DISSAPOINTED THAT I KILLED THE CAT I ASKED WHY AND IT SAID THAT I RUINED THE SCENE BY DELETING AN ACTOR FROM IT, IT SAID IT WAS JUST LIKE SYNERGY WHERE A PLAYER INTERACTION SEQUENCE WAS ABOUT TO COMMENCE BUT A CLIENT DISCONNECTED AND SCARY SHIT HAPPENED LIKE NOBODY WAS DOING ANYTHING AND THE ACTORS IN THE ENTIRE SCENE HAD PIANO WIRE AND STARTED TO STRANGLE ME AND I SURVIVED AND KILLED THEM AND TURNED AROUND AN A FISH SAID 'Y U SO SCARED' AND I SIAD WTF I AINT SCARED IM GON' TAKE YOU ON AIGHT BITCH, SRSLY, U THINK U SCARY U GOT ANOTHER THING COMING THEN A PILE OF DUST FELL ON ME AND I COULD NOT BREATHE OR ANYTHING SO I BOUGHT A DRINK ON EBAY AND DRANK IT AND I STARTED TO TRIP OUT AND ASKED MY BROTHER WHETHER HE STOPPED BELIEVING THINGS HE SAW ON TV AND HE SEEMED DEPRESSED AND STARTED TO SAY NO I DIDNT BUT I GOT ACTION FIGUERS FOR US TO PLAY WITH AN EVERYTHING WAS BETTER AND HE GAVE ME A BAGEL AND I WAS LIKE SHOT SON THATS SOME HEAVY FUCK THEN HARRY POTTE GOT STABBED IN THE HEAD BY A GOBLIN AND THEN II RAN OUT YOUTUBES THEN I HAD TO BUY MORE GODFATHERPOINTS AND TALK TO PEOPLE OVER SKPE AND PRETEND TO BE AMERICA N SHIT

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